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Old June 13th, 2006, 06:25 PM   #1
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between
them, but they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said
"Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came
out with one large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two
glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how
much trouble we will be in. We haven't got any money!!"

Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!"

They downed their drinks.

Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your
knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this,
pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub
Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'
this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
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Old June 13th, 2006, 06:40 PM   #2
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I think you lost the punchline :miff:
I think it is something like the other guy says he lost the sausage 10 bars back or whatever.
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Old June 13th, 2006, 06:44 PM   #3
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Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Murphy replied "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Murphy replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks.

Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Murphy said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
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Old June 13th, 2006, 07:47 PM   #4
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ya, i figured a punchline was mising
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Old June 13th, 2006, 07:53 PM   #5
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you suck at jokes! No pun intended!
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Old June 13th, 2006, 07:56 PM   #6
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Skooter built and Sandals fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money; between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.

Sandals said "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.

Skooter built said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"

Sandals replied "Don't worry - just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.

Skooter built said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"

Sandals replied, with a smile "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks.

Sandals said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.

At the tenth pub Skooter built said "Sandals - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"

Sandals said "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub."
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If this anti-Irish bit keeps up, you'll find a little "County Mayo Wake-up" under your car. POGUE MAHONE.
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Old June 13th, 2006, 08:04 PM   #8
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And it's not "Shamus" - it's "Seamus". :miff:

Stupid Polock & hippy.





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:tonka: :tonka: Sounds Like "sandals" Made out on the better part :tonka:
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And it's not "Shamus" - it's "Seamus". :miff:

Stupid Polock & hippy.





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Thank you for that...I thought it might be a little cranium-overload to pile that on !
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Hey hey hey hey....I just copied it from an e-mail.
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Sorry...just a little thin-skinned when it comes to that....ok, VERY thin-skinned:tonka: ...I know, I shouldn't let it bother me...everyone , a on me !
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