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Old July 30th, 2008, 06:45 PM   #1
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A girl comes home with her new drivers license, obviously very happy and excited, runs up to her dad, and asks "daddy! daddy! can I take the car out tonight?! The dad hesitates, and says "well darling, I suppose if you give me head, you can take the car out tonight" Of course the girl says "daddy no! not again! you said I wouldn't have to do that again!" The dad says "you do want to take the car out don't you?" the girl hesitates and says "yeah......I do" She starts to go down on him, lifts her head, and smacks her lips, saying "daddy, your dick tastes like shit." The dad says "oh yeah!" sorry dear, your brothers got the car tonight!"
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Old July 30th, 2008, 06:47 PM   #2
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Old July 30th, 2008, 06:49 PM   #3
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A girl comes home with her new drivers license, obviously very happy and excited, runs up to her dad, and asks "daddy! daddy! can I take the car out tonight?! The dad hesitates, and says "well darling, I suppose if you give me head, you can take the car out tonight" Of course the girl says "daddy no! not again! you said I wouldn't have to do that again!" The dad says "you do want to take the car out don't you?" the girl hesitates and says "yeah......I do" She starts to go down on him, lifts her head, and smacks her lips, saying "daddy, your dick tastes like shit." The dad says "oh yeah!" sorry dear, your brothers got the car tonight!"
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Old July 30th, 2008, 06:53 PM   #4
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thats just fucked up. please continue to drive over 100 mph without a seatbelt.
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Old July 31st, 2008, 10:12 AM   #5
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We can't all be trying to be known as the "nice guy" on here, I'm sure some of you will be telling this one after a few beers.....
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Actually, I am pretty sure even Steveo wouldn't repeat that one.

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Dude, that's sick.
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Old July 31st, 2008, 05:27 PM   #8
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Old July 31st, 2008, 05:36 PM   #9
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Thanks Nuzzy! Finally with their own sense of humor, not what society says it should be. I knew this was one of the dirtier jokes, but we don't all laugh at just "knock knock"
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wow, thats messed up...
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