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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:23 PM   #1
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Can we please stop with the FUCKING lameass rehashed email jokes for the day. I sware if i see 1 more got damn joke ive seen 15times beforehand im gonna shit in a church, rape a muslim, and bbq a baby for dinner.

Please feel free to place any lame jokes in this thread so people know what their getting.
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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:25 PM   #2
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Can we please stop with the FUCKING lameass rehashed email jokes for the day. I sware if i see 1 more got damn joke ive seen 15times beforehand im gonna shit in a church, rape a muslim, and bbq a baby for dinner.
Can you please stop being an annoying fag?
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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:26 PM   #3
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Can you please stop being an annoying fag?
Thought that was the type you liked most?
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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:29 PM   #4
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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:31 PM   #5
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and bbq a baby for dinner.
MMMmmmm.... baaaaby for dinner.

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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:32 PM   #6
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MMMmmmm.... baaaaby for dinner.

It's funny because that baby is sad.
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Old July 28th, 2008, 02:33 PM   #7
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There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing. They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!

The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them. He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them! The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
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It's funny because that baby is sad.
i think its sad cause its getting its ass eaten
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i think its sad cause its getting its ass eaten
are your "victims" sad when you eat their asses?
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