|July 25th, 2008, 10:46 PM||#1|
Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: Saginaw, Michigan, USA, North America, Earth, Milky way
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Limited time offer, better hurry
Once again, Misfitoffroad.com has opened its doors to any and all comers, providing you can prove U.S. citizenship.
Misfitoffroad.com is the PREMIER offroading site of the east coast, very comparable to Pirate 4x4 on the west coast.
Don't miss your chance to join the elite membership, which has priveliges beyond compare. Sign up to be able to receive conditioned air from our air conditioned facilities, all for a very small shipping and handling fee. There will be parts giveaways on a regular basis, too! these parts will include:
Parts that have been personally trail tested and failed from our own trail test machines;
Parts that have been removed from other trail vehicles, left in harms way for our trail vehicles to become damaged on;
Parts that have been deliberately been removed from perfect running 4x4 vehicles of various manufacture for absolutely no reason, or for reasons beyond reasonability;
Your choice of small, medium, or large boxes of Mounds Mud, shipped at your expense. These boxes will be dried to lighten shipping charges, but will come in a plastic bag, along with bits of welding electrodes, broken U-joints, and shards of razor sharp metal, cut from areas on real trail rigs where rubbing causes tire damage. This mud can easily be reconstituted, with an appropriate amount of water, and can be used for: parties where bobbing for apples becomes boring, bobbing for tetanus shots becomes exciting, emergency dental work due to broken teeth on leftover stub shaft ears, etc.
For a small increase in price you can get road dust, mud, or tree leaves/debris from the following off road areas:
Jellico Offroad park
Hot springs, Arkansas
Uwharrie national forest, North Carolina
Badlands Offroad park, Indiana
Haspin acres, Indiana
These are rare, and unique keepsakes, and will keep your driveway slick when wet for years to come. With any luck, you will get a pair of non-indigenous insects, and be the first on your block to import a new strain of nuisance insect, possibly poisonous (what fun!!!)
Again, this drive will last until the end of the month, so get your screen name registered as soon as possible, you wouldn't want to be called ClarkstonCracker45, or some other gay combination.
Good luck, and god bless.
|July 26th, 2008, 07:33 AM||#6|
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Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: 20 minutes south of Hell...
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