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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:08 PM   #1
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Default Turning 40 pranks

My cool as boss's friend is turning 40 next year. Her 39th birthday is today so Melissa (the boss) is going to start the fun on friday


She asked me to come up with some pranks. So far she is going to put her car up forsale on a flyer in their small town grocery store with the price of $4,040.40 with her name and number.

I told her that I would ask the most messed, crazy, mean, and fun group of folks I know!!

So . . . . . what would you do, GO!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:16 PM   #2
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Give her herpies or gential warts. Thats a prank that never gets old.

Have a bunch of local radio stations announce her name and age over the radio
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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:26 PM   #3
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give it to her in the ass!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:28 PM   #4
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give it to her in the ass!
holy shit sailor, simma down now!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 01:28 PM   #5
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well with genital warts of course!
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Old July 24th, 2008, 02:00 PM   #6
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I'm pretty sure greythorn3 can't post in a thread without it being vulgar . . . . so I've noticed.


We would have to know someone with genital warts to give them to her so that's out.

The anouncing her name and age on the radio station is a good one.

Edit: She said, "come one, these guys are grown men and that's all they can come up with, announcing her name and age on the radio"

she did think the warts was funny though
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Old July 24th, 2008, 02:17 PM   #7
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Pitch in and rent a local billboard for a week announcing it.

Tough to miss and well, big.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 02:18 PM   #8
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she did think the warts was funny though
I can provide her with a strong urge to defecate.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 02:28 PM   #9
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I can provide her with a strong urge to defecate.

thats messed up
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Old July 24th, 2008, 04:42 PM   #10
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Rape her. I never advocate raping women, but what the hell, it's her birthday.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 05:46 PM   #11
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Give her herpies or gential warts.
Ahh, the gift that keeps on giving.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 08:33 PM   #12
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Wire her horn to her headlights/turn signal/other fun circuit.
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:07 AM   #13
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Wire her horn to her headlights/turn signal/other fun circuit.
There we go, that sounds like a good time
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:51 AM   #14
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wire it to the brake pedal
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:53 AM   #15
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wrap her car in shrink wrap
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:58 AM   #16
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spray paint stuff in her front yard

not jeep parts, i mean grafitti
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Old July 25th, 2008, 10:59 AM   #17
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Fill her car (through the moon roof) with either golf balls (preferred) or packing peanuts (much cheaper)
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Old July 25th, 2008, 11:27 AM   #18
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zip-tie a water bottle to the drive shaft so she thinks something is wrong with her car
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Old July 25th, 2008, 11:36 AM   #19
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^^^That might be unsafe on the freeway, but funny none the less....
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