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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:59 PM   #1
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So there I was, laying in bed reading a book minding my own damn business. When all of a sudden a bat landed on my head and tried to nest in my hair. (first heart attack) If there has ever been a time I screamed like a sissy little girl, it was that particular moment . I just finally got the damn thing out of the house.

So I jumped out of bed and ran out of the house screaming. The poor neighbors probably think I killed someone again. When I got my nerves back I put on all the clothes I could find (2 sweatshirts, cement boots and 2 pairs of pants) and went in the house after it. I looked all over and couldn't find it. Turned around to walk out of my office and the rat bastard was hanging in the doorway right above my head. (second heart attack)

Two coat hangers, a towel, a trash bag and a ball cap later I carried him out the door and let him free. Even though I have always wanted a bat as a pet, this one needed to go. He was a cute little guy though.

I'm sleeping in my haz-mat gear tonight just in case he wasn't traveling alone.

I hope he didn't bite me. Have any of you been bitten by a bat before?
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:02 PM   #2
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:04 PM   #3
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No, never bitten by a bat outside, much less in my own damn bedroom........

I'd recommend some regular house cleaning from now on.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:05 PM   #4
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:08 PM   #5
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No, never bitten by a bat outside, much less in my own damn bedroom........

I'd recommend some regular house cleaning from now on.


The house is clean. The bat just wanted to come over and hang out.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:13 PM   #6
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he just wanted to suck the alcohol out of your blood.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 11:49 PM   #7
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;The poor neighbors probably think I killed someone again.
Maybe the bat was the person you killed last time . . . he's coming back to claim you.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 12:28 AM   #8
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Old July 24th, 2008, 05:53 AM   #9
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never been bitten by a bat, but i do like to bite other people...
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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:03 AM   #10
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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:14 AM   #11
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Props on letting it go and not going all Aggassi on it.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:19 AM   #12
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would you bite a hippie???
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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:20 AM   #13
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would you bite a hippie???
hippie girls taste funny, but they let you do the extra dirty stuff.
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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:35 AM   #14
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hippie girls taste funny, but they let you do the extra dirty stuff.
Do they taste like turkey instead of chicken?

Everything tastes like chicken except a hippie chick??

Hippies smell like Incense and taste like Peppermints???

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Old July 24th, 2008, 06:48 AM   #15
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Do they taste like turkey instead of chicken?

Everything tastes like chicken except a hippie chick??

Hippies smell like Incense and taste like Peppermints???
I like turkey
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Old July 24th, 2008, 07:19 AM   #16
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gobble gobble gobble I am making a deep fryed turkey this friday night for a bunch of friends mmmmmmmm
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gobble gobble gobble I am making a deep fryed turkey this friday night for a bunch of friends mmmmmmmm
Free beer?
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Old July 24th, 2008, 08:10 AM   #19
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LOL do I look like I can afford beer lol remember I am a jeep owner hahaha
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