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Old July 23rd, 2008, 09:57 AM   #1
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Default How much will the country of Turkey rob Sol Goode?

last year it cost me about $1000 in random extortion and turkish mafia bar owner fees.

This year I am hoping to not cover a 1/3 of the GNP.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:02 AM   #2
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A few 9mm rounds I guess.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 10:03 AM   #3
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$1 Bob, I mean Drew.
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I have a few ideas:

1. got to a bar/whore house and rent a few women. Then find the first couple cops that you can find and let them borrow the women. After that the local cops will probably leave you alone along with the proprietors of the bars, whore houses & the whores them selfs for your help to the economy and that you greased them wheels of progress.

2. Go out incognito, dressed in normal Turkish clothing; looking, acting, sounding and smelling the part. Dull your huge shiny teeth and you could probably blend in a little better, and dont look so tall.
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 02:51 PM   #5
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did they demand extortion in lira or dollars?
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Old July 23rd, 2008, 04:28 PM   #6
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Stay out of the fucking bars. Oh, and stay sober too. Jackass.
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Contact me if trouble finds you in Turkey. I'll wire over some GL4x4 casino cash.
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