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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:35 PM   #1
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It isn't really a block party, but more like a huge party at one house involving everyone around. The party is called a 'burnout party' because the guy has a concrete slab in which he invites all the guys with nice cars to do burnouts on it. They drink, have live bands, it goes for a long time. Anyone who knows me, that isn't really my scene. I'm fine with it though, it is far enough from me to not bother me.

What does bother me is when I travel down the road, driving 35 in a 55mph, and a rent-a-cop security guard steps to the side of the road, motions for me to stop, and then tells me to slow down. "I won't slow down for anyone but a police officer." I said. He tells me once more to slow down, and uses his nice voice, smiling at me. There are cars parked along both sides of the road, no other traffic, and no pedestrians. So I said "Every year this guy throws a huge party, it goes all night long, and he rents people like you who think they are much more than a security guard. You can bet I won't be listening to you." I then slowly took off being sure to throttle the dual exhaust with mufflers that have no baffles.

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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:41 PM   #2
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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:42 PM   #3
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I hate cops.

I don't really, I'll be one soon. Don't hate me Hombre!
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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:47 PM   #4
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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:49 PM   #5
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drinking,live bands,cool cars doin burnouts..why arent you at the party?sounds pretty cool
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Old July 12th, 2008, 09:50 PM   #6
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so wait this dude hires a rent a cop and this 2.5 thinks he controls a public street ?
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I hate people who want to be cops, regular cops, rent-a-cops, firemen, prison guards, boy scout leaders, UPS drivers, Arabs, midgets (unless they're hot women midgets) and mall security guards.
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midgets are the funny! those guys have sweet hats...i want one!
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I hate people who want to be cops, regular cops, rent-a-cops, firemen, prison guards, boy scout leaders, UPS drivers, Arabs, midgets (unless they're hot women midgets) and mall security guards.
I forgot a few. I hate Indian women with dots on their heads, road ragers, white people, black people, Asians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, old people, teenagers, fist fuckers, chicken fuckers, baby rapers, regular rapers, thieves, thugs, nazis, KKK, assholes who host block parties, hair lips, people who are smelly and haters.

I like Cowboys, mean dogs, guns, Jim Beam, dirty talkin' women, Jeeps and being in the mountains.
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I forgot a few. I hate Indian women with dots on their heads, road ragers, white people, black people, Asians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, old people, teenagers, fist fuckers, chicken fuckers, baby rapers, regular rapers, thieves, thugs, nazis, KKK, assholes who host block parties, hair lips, people who are smelly and haters.

I like Cowboys, mean dogs, guns, Jim Beam, dirty talkin' women, Jeeps and being in the mountains.
Well it sounds like your days of finger banging ol' Mary Jane rotten crotch threw her pretty pink panties are OVER!
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Old July 12th, 2008, 10:06 PM   #11
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I forgot a few. I hate Indian women with dots on their heads, road ragers, white people, black people, Asians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, old people, teenagers, fist fuckers, chicken fuckers, baby rapers, regular rapers, thieves, thugs, nazis, KKK, assholes who host block parties, hair lips, people who are smelly and haters.

I like Cowboys, mean dogs, guns, Jim Beam, dirty talkin' women, Jeeps and being in the mountains.
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Old July 12th, 2008, 10:10 PM   #12
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the guys owns the fenton junkyard, xjeeper was just telling me last night about the party and how big it is every year
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maybe he was using sarcasm since you were going so damn slow in a 55 mph zone?
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Old July 12th, 2008, 10:32 PM   #14
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sounds like a classy hootenanny
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the guys owns the fenton junkyard, xjeeper was just telling me last night about the party and how big it is every year
Ive heard that too, from "buggy Bob" sounds like a good time
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the guys owns the fenton junkyard, xjeeper was just telling me last night about the party and how big it is every year
and he sounds like red from the red green show.

Just my $.02
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Old July 13th, 2008, 07:01 AM   #18
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drinking,live bands,cool cars doin burnouts..why arent you at the party?sounds pretty cool
Thats just not my 'thang'. I prefer not to socialize with the Montrose folks if possible. They are more odd than me.

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so wait this dude hires a rent a cop and this 2.5 thinks he controls a public street ?
Yup. He even had a gun on his duty belt. My guess is he is trying to take advantage of that old Michigan law where you can carry open, or he might even be a cop who is pulling for some extra cash. Not sure. Don't care.

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the guys owns the fenton junkyard, xjeeper was just telling me last night about the party and how big it is every year
And he lives in Montrose? Jeez, I would prefer to live closer to work considering a 45 minute drive and the price of gas.

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maybe he was using sarcasm since you were going so damn slow in a 55 mph zone?
I was going a very reasonable speed considering the time of day, flow of traffic, and all the cars lining both sides of a narrow country road.

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The owner? Never met him.
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Old July 13th, 2008, 09:11 AM   #19
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They drink, have live bands, it goes for a long time. Anyone who knows me, that isn't really my scene. Thats just not my 'thang'. I prefer not to socialize with the Montrose folks if possible. They are more odd than me.
so does this mean I have to scratch your name off the guest list for the blueberrry festival mudbog?
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so does this mean I have to scratch your name off the guest list for the blueberrry festival mudbog?
lol, nope! I plan on being there as a happy spectator! Hot rods bore me, 4-wheel drive is cool. Drinking to a stupor is immature, so I just won't partake of that either. I'll knock a few back though! Actually, my favorite part of the Blueberry Fest is the pancake breakfast! (And the flea market).
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