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Old July 1st, 2008, 02:25 PM   #1
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During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
teach good manners, asked her students the
following question:

'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady,how would you tell her
that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying, 'That would
be rude and impolite.

What about you Sherman, how would you say
it?'

Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to
go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good m an ners?'

'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce you to after dinner.'

The teacher fainted...
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Old July 1st, 2008, 02:26 PM   #2
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Old July 1st, 2008, 02:27 PM   #3
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That's a good one:tonka:
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Old July 1st, 2008, 03:24 PM   #4
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Old July 1st, 2008, 03:55 PM   #5
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Old July 1st, 2008, 04:56 PM   #6
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Old July 1st, 2008, 05:12 PM   #7
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A teacher has a rather unruly kid named Johnny in her class. She is particularly worried about the vast "vocabulary" little Johnny has acquired, and likes to use frequently.

One day, she had planned on going through the alphabet, and calling on each student for a particular letter. They would then pick a word that starts with that letter, and use it in a sentence.

She started with A, but wouldn't call on Johnny because she was worried that he would pick asshole as his word. Then B, but thought of bastard, then C, etc, etc.

She finally got to the letter U, and couldn't think of a nasty word that started with U. So she called on Johnny.

Johnny thought about it, thought about it, and finally said, "Urinate".

She shakes her head, but goes on and asks him to use it in a sentence.

Johnny thought about it, thought about it, and said, "Urinate, but if you had bigger tits you'd be a nine"
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Old July 1st, 2008, 10:32 PM   #15
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Old July 2nd, 2008, 02:39 AM   #16
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I got that email yesterday from my stepdad.funny..
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