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Old June 30th, 2008, 05:59 PM   #21
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I can't speak for everyone, but five over pisses me off as much as five under. I typically do 20-30 over, and if I get a ticket I pay it, and that's how I choose to spend my hard earned money. I'm not a road rager, but I like to get where i'm going. My suggestion is to live and let live, if someone wants to go faster, get the hell out of the way! You can't say "I was going 5 over" as justification for holding up somebody who wants to go 20 over. I know 99% of you will strongly disagree with me, but I don't care, that's the beauty of free will!
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1) Go to doctor
2) Get prescription for Prozac & Valium
3) Go to drug store
4) Give prescription to pharmacist (who is probably an Indian/Pakistani)
5) Go home
6) Take twice as many pills as directed on bottle
7) Go get in your vehicle
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10) It will be all better now. Your rage will be gone. You won't want to run everyone off the road and fight with other drivers.

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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:04 PM   #22
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Me going 50 over the speed limit is a bit much then?
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:05 PM   #23
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Me going 50 over the speed limit is a bit much then?
Just in school zones.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:19 PM   #24
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My choice, not rage. If I can cut a 2 hour trip down to 1 1/2 hours 30 times, and get pulled over for it once, then the ticket starts to look like a bargain.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:29 PM   #25
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My choice, not rage. If I can cut a 2 hour trip down to 1 1/2 hours 30 times, and get pulled over for it once, then the ticket starts to look like a bargain.
You're the kind of guy I like to write speeding tickets to. I'll let 20 other people go just to get one like you. Spend some time looking at the differences in stopping distances, perception and reaction times/distances with the speeds you are talking about. If you don't understand that, then study some basic physics. You get in a crash and kill somebody and you will be charged with negligent homicide.

Try thinking of someone other than yourself. You must be one of those people that think they are such good drivers it could never happen to them. Well, I've slapped cuffs on lots of guys just like you. I've also pulled their lifeless corpses out of their twisted wrecks and consoled their crying wives and children too.

Grow up.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:32 PM   #26
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You're the kind of guy I like to write speeding tickets to. I'll let 20 other people go just to get one like you. Spend some time looking at the differences in stopping distances, perception and reaction times/distances with the speeds you are talking about. If you don't understand that, then study some basic physics. You get in a crash and kill somebody and you will be charged with negligent homicide.

Try thinking of someone other than yourself. You must be one of those people that think they are such good drivers it could never happen to them. Well, I've slapped cuffs on lots of guys just like you. I've also pulled their lifeless corpses out of their twisted wrecks and consoled their crying wives and children too.

Grow up.
x2 minus the whole im a cop thing ... altho ive rode in cop cars a few times ... actually off track here i got clocked 80 in a 40 but he let it go cause i was running behind for my wedding :tonka:
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:32 PM   #27
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X2 .... I passed that douche on Dixie one day in mine, being Mr. Nice guy I waved ... he acted like he didn't see me. An XJ on 40's going down Dixie is pretty hard to miss.
Hi Neighbor! You ARE hard to miss. Im pretty sure I saw you (no doors?) heading south on Dixie a while back while I was pulling out of TCF bank to head North. I do have a silver XJ, but I am NOT this Douche. ;) Anyway, you were practically hanging out of your Jeep when I saw you. Sweet Rig :)
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Old June 30th, 2008, 06:58 PM   #28
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Hi Neighbor! You ARE hard to miss. Im pretty sure I saw you (no doors?) heading south on Dixie a while back while I was pulling out of TCF bank to head North. I do have a silver XJ, but I am NOT this Douche. ;) Anyway, you were practically hanging out of your Jeep when I saw you. Sweet Rig :)
I'm sure I've seen yours too, there's one/two later model years floating around that remind me of mine when the panels were straight.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 07:05 PM   #29
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I'm not among the fuel economy crew, My truck is just governed at 65mph, when I'm home I drive my car like I value my liceance, see, driving is a profession for some of us, for others, its a means to an end, typically assholes like you think its a right, go piss off some lateno in LA, Ill ship your corpse back to MI.
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Old June 30th, 2008, 07:19 PM   #30
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also check out honda's effing up traffic. 98% of the time a sand flea behind the wheel.
true, very true.

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Old June 30th, 2008, 07:37 PM   #31
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I'm sure I've seen yours too, there's one/two later model years floating around that remind me of mine when the panels were straight.
when the hell was that?
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Old June 30th, 2008, 08:03 PM   #32
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when the hell was that?
2000/2001ish.
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I can't speak for everyone, but five over pisses me off as much as five under. I typically do 20-30 over, and if I get a ticket I pay it, and that's how I choose to spend my hard earned money. I'm not a road rager, but I like to get where i'm going. My suggestion is to live and let live, if someone wants to go faster, get the hell out of the way! You can't say "I was going 5 over" as justification for holding up somebody who wants to go 20 over. I know 99% of you will strongly disagree with me, but I don't care, that's the beauty of free will!
That has to be the fucking dumbest thing ive ever heard. It was a 35 mph residential zone. You mean to tell me u dont have a problem doing 70 in there eh. Hopefully someday u walk out of ur house and get hit buy someone like u. :miff:
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It says Hardcore, and its a large RBR sticker. If you want your fucking face to look like a douchebag, you should come over and visit.


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My choice, not rage. If I can cut a 2 hour trip down to 1 1/2 hours 30 times, and get pulled over for it once, then the ticket starts to look like a bargain.
I like driving 10 under in front of guys like you and watching you flip out
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Old June 30th, 2008, 08:18 PM   #36
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It says Hardcore, and its a large RBR sticker. If you want your fucking face to look like a douchebag, you should come over and visit.


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Old June 30th, 2008, 08:21 PM   #37
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I like driving 10 under in front of guys like you and watching you flip out
yep, one of my favorite past times. along with extreme brake checking
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I guess there are no more witnesses required.
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