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Old June 13th, 2008, 03:40 PM   #1
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GOOD ,In a West Virginia State Trooper was running radar. He had a

perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting any. Then he
discovered the problem. A 12 year old boy was standing up the road with a
hand painted sign which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD!' The officer later found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, 'TIPS' and a bucket
full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
> > > BETTER > > A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
radar post in Fairmont, WV A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
> > BEST > > A young woman was pulled over in Morgantown , WV for speeding. As the WV
State Trooper
walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she
said, 'I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the West Virginia State
Police Ball.' He replied, ' WV State Troopers don't have balls.' There
was a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he'd just
said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car. >
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Old June 13th, 2008, 03:43 PM   #2
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Yep, sounds like WV, I suggest avoiding that state if ya ever get that way... its real purdy but lock your doors.
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Old June 13th, 2008, 03:51 PM   #3
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Old June 13th, 2008, 04:13 PM   #4
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Old June 13th, 2008, 08:45 PM   #6
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lol.....oldies, but goodies from 1990
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