Go Back   Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest > General 4x4 Stuff > The Pub
GL4x4 Live! GL4x4 Casino

The Pub A friendly forum where everybody is nice, and will answer any questions you have about life.







Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old June 13th, 2008, 01:37 PM   #1
TJJEEP
Senior Member
 
TJJEEP's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-08-05
Location: Orchard Lake
Posts: 2,799
iTrader: (2)
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Send a message via AIM to TJJEEP Send a message via MSN to TJJEEP
Default Bad joke of the day

A man walks into church for his confessional
Man: Father forgive me, I have take the lords name in vain.

Priest: Son, we all make mistakes but you have to remember Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. Son, tell me how this happened.

Man: Well you see father, I was out on the golf course playing one of the best rounds of my life. I hit a beautiful 275yard drive right in the middle of the fairway. All of the sudden a squirrel ran down from a tree nearby and snatched my ball. ..

Priest: Is this when you took the lords name in vain?
Man: No, just as the squirrel got up the tree, a hawk swooped down and grabbed the squirrel with his talons and proceeded to whisk the squirrel away while the squirrel was still holding the ball…

Priest: Now did you take the lords name in vain?

Man: No the hawk flew right over the green and the squirrel dropped the ball, landing 3 feet from the cup. What a stroke of luck! All I had to do was putt this in for an eagle. I lined up my putt and…

Priest: Don’t tell me you missed the God Damn putt!!!
__________________
If you're like me you like to talk to things. I'm Gary Busey!!
TJJEEP is offline   Reply With Quote
Old June 13th, 2008, 01:43 PM   #2
TJJEEP
Senior Member
 
TJJEEP's Avatar
 
Join Date: 11-08-05
Location: Orchard Lake
Posts: 2,799
iTrader: (2)
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Send a message via AIM to TJJEEP Send a message via MSN to TJJEEP
Default

A redneck is driving down a back road in Michigan. He passes a sign in front of a restaurant reads "HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL: Lobster Tail and Beer"
'Lord almighty,' he says to himself, "my three favorite things!!"
__________________
If you're like me you like to talk to things. I'm Gary Busey!!
TJJEEP is offline   Reply With Quote
Old June 13th, 2008, 01:49 PM   #3
Chip Wheeler
Senior Member
 
Chip Wheeler's Avatar
 
Join Date: 07-30-07
Location: Grand Blanc/Michigan
Posts: 717
iTrader: (8)
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Default

http://www.greatlakes4x4.com/showthread.php?t=93509
Chip Wheeler is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply
Great Lakes 4x4. The largest offroad forum in the Midwest > General 4x4 Stuff > The Pub
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:32 PM.


Powered by: vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
User Alert System provided by Advanced User Tagging (Lite) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2014 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright ©2005 - 2012 Cracker Enterprises - Powered by Linux
vB Ad Management by =RedTyger=
Page generated in 0.08533 seconds with 16 queries