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Old April 13th, 2006, 06:20 PM   #1
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The Little Old Lady
About a month ago, I received a call, and this little old lady said, "Hi XXXXX...I am your Aunt Kate"
I said "I am sorry, I do not have an Aunt Kate"
...she was a dear sweet little old lady, I was nice to her, of course, and I thought that would be it.

She called intermittently over the last 3 weeks, and I gently reminded her that I was not her niece.
Friday, she called 7-8 times, I just did not answer. Saturday, we went to a family party- I came
home, and she was on the caller ID 15 times.

Saturday night, I broke my foot, and Sunday morning at about 10 AM the calls started again. After about 6 calls- (I AM ON CRUTCHES!!!!!!!! and cannot shut the phone off due to a son in college) So I am here, the phone is ringing off the hook, and my foot is KILLIN' ME!

By 2PM, she had called 27 times! Since her full name was on the caller ID, and it was an unusual one, I started calling people in the phonebook with her same name. I ended up getting an in-law who was able to give me the name of her nephew. The nephew has the same last name as I do.

I called him and told him what was going on. He said she is 97 years old, and in perfect health, and has no trace of any mind problems.

Hmph. No trace.

So I was very polite, told him I was worried about her, but that the calls needed to stop.
he said he would call her right away, and tell her to stop, and that I should call him if it continues.

20 minutes later, the calls started again, now they were every 3-4 minutes.
I called the relative and told him she was still at it. he said that was not possible, because he told her to stop, and she said she wasn't calling anyone.

Meanwhile, I have all her calls stored on my caller ID and I had been making a log of the calls in case it did not stop. I called the local PD and asked them to check on her, and told them what was going on.

The Police Officer called me from his car after he went into her residence. He said the house was very tidy, and that she needs to walk into a dining room and stand up to use her rotary phone. ROTARY! So she is not hitting redial, here. He said he ripped out the page in the phone book where she had our phone number circled, and took it off the 6-7 note pads and pieces of paper lying about that had our number on them.

While on the phone, my call waiting beeped. IT WAS HER! I flipped back over and told him, he went back in and found her on the phone. This poor cop said to me that in the 6 years he had been on the force, he had never seen a situation like this one.

So she called me about 20 more times last night, for a grand total of over 72 times!!!!!!

It stopped at about 8 PM.

Then today, at about 1030 AM, it started again! I called the relative and told him that she was still calling. He said that he was going to pick her up after work today and keep her at his house for 2 days, and get her to a doctor. I said that is great, but I need the calls to stop.

I called AT&T, who has our phone service. They said I could change my number for 65 dollars.WTF???? Then they said the availability to block her calls is not available where I live.

By 2 PM today, she had called 41 times.

I HAD ENOUGH. I called the police department and made a nuisance call report. The officer came to our house, and while he was here, she called 5 times. He saw me hobbling around on crutches, and said, "I have no clue how you can deal with this in your condition"!

He got on his phone, and called a special number at AT&T. They have now blocked her from calling me, and I have not had a call from her for an hour! It is sooo quiet here.

I mean, sure, I feel bad for the lady, but leave me the hell alone!
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Old April 13th, 2006, 06:59 PM   #2
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I can't believe I read that whole thing:miff:

Now STOP calling me.
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Old April 13th, 2006, 07:08 PM   #3
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WOW, that is crazy
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Old April 13th, 2006, 07:25 PM   #4
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even a crazy old person would stop calling eventually
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Old April 13th, 2006, 07:27 PM   #5
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Oh stop it...you like the attention
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Old April 13th, 2006, 11:07 PM   #6
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Maybe she wants you.







DEAD!

















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Old April 13th, 2006, 11:18 PM   #7
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Sounds like a certain Yetti isn't going to get many X-mas presents from his aunt this year.. :tonka:

Good to hear the calls have finally stopped.
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Old April 14th, 2006, 12:02 AM   #8
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I thought for sure this was a joke. So I kept waiting and waiting for a punchline. It didn't come. You suck.

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Old April 14th, 2006, 05:16 AM   #9
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So whats your number?
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Old April 14th, 2006, 08:44 AM   #10
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Im still waiting for the punch line :miff:
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Old April 14th, 2006, 08:58 AM   #11
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If this would of been happening to hacksaw, he probably would of drove over their and kicked her ass.


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Just start talking to her like she is your aunt. See what the hell she's been up to, and hit her up for a loan.
Tell her your sitting there naked and she's giving you a tickle in your potty.
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Old April 14th, 2006, 09:13 AM   #13
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Just start talking to her like she is your aunt. See what the hell she's been up to, and hit her up for a loan.
Tell her your sitting there naked and she's giving you a tickle in your potty.
Can you go read the post again.

then edit your comment?

ps. wanna go golfing? i'm bored as hell
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Old April 14th, 2006, 09:24 AM   #14
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I'm really sorry about your foot, especially after just getting back to work a few weeks ago. to top off your misfortunes with this is just unreal. it's real nice to have a positive and upbeat outlook. but this was just testing anyones patients.
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Old April 14th, 2006, 03:03 PM   #15
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you guys are doing it again, you didn't read the whole post! some of you think this me....its Tiny Momo! She is a lady who freqents one of my wifes forums and is certfiable, she comes up with the wierdest storys. sorry if you all thought it was about me.
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