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Old April 12th, 2008, 06:08 PM   #1
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Default My kids 4th birthday party.......FRIGGIN CLOWNS

So I go out and get the mail today to find a contract for a clown my wife is hiring to do the party. Has anyone rented a clown before. This Effin guy is charging 110.00 for an hour or so.
I have been informed by my wife he can Juggle and make wicked balloon animals.

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Old April 12th, 2008, 06:16 PM   #2
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i'd be expecting more then that for $110/hour
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Old April 12th, 2008, 06:23 PM   #3
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Clowns are fucking perverts that are looking for ways to infiltrate your household and molest your children.

Honestly, why else would anyone want to be a clown?
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Old April 12th, 2008, 06:27 PM   #4
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Honestly, why else would anyone want to be a clown?
So you can molest children.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 06:28 PM   #5
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So you can molest children.
With your wEiner?
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:15 PM   #6
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wow, we have a guy in Davison that will make balloon animals and bring along a face painter for $45 an hour for both of them. I'm not sure I'd hire a clown to "entertain" my kids for $110 an hour. I guess I'm cheap.


Good luck with it. Take pics (for evidence, just in case..... )
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:19 PM   #7
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:24 PM   #8
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I hate clowns they scare the crap out of me.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:39 PM   #9
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Tell us about the molestation, Rocky. Getting it off your chest will help.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 07:41 PM   #10
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Is this guy from the Owosso/Flint area by any chance? I know of one who has been convicted of molesting kids, and has also been in other trouble for sexual harrassment.

Makes ya think, dont it?
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Old April 12th, 2008, 08:03 PM   #11
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that clown better come w/a stripper for that price.

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Old April 12th, 2008, 08:06 PM   #12
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eff the clown fire up the grill and cook burgers and hotdogs and let the kids run rampid in the yard and run eachother down with the powerwheels. that is what we did
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eff the clown fire up the grill and cook burgers and hotdogs and let the kids run rampid in the yard and run eachother down with the powerwheels. that is what we did


heh, isn't that best? The kids like it more than something structured and it ends up being more relaxed and cheaper.


(Like I should talk. I'm sitting here nursing my second rum and diet coke while I ponder the 20 plus things I have to do to be ready for our daughter's birthday party tomorrow. We have 10 girls, 3 hair dressers, 2 nail painters, 2 make up people, 1 baker, and 1 photographer along with a bunch of friends and family coming over to make Sophia and her guests into full blown princesses. Thank god for alcohol or else I may not have a sense of humor about this.... :tonka:)
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Old April 12th, 2008, 09:17 PM   #14
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I had to arrest a clown once. He fought like Mike Tyson. I hit him in the nuts with one of the bowling pins he used for juggling and then I maced the shit out of him. When I searched him I found about 30 feet of silk handkerchief's in his pocket, a bag of weed in his sock and a rubber chicken down his pants. Clown's are tough.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 09:26 PM   #15
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I had to arrest a clown once. He fought like Mike Tyson. I hit him in the nuts with one of the bowling pins he used for juggling and then I maced the shit out of him. When I searched him I found about 30 feet of silk handkerchief's in his pocket, a bag of weed in his sock and a rubber chicken down his pants. Clown's are tough.
How's your ear doing?
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Old April 12th, 2008, 09:30 PM   #16
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How's your ear doing?
He didn't bite my ear, just my hand. It's been about 14 years and I still can't believe I got into a knock down, drag out fight with a fuckin' clown. I wish it was on video.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 09:36 PM   #17
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Old April 12th, 2008, 09:50 PM   #18
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My mom used to be a clown... still has all her stuff I think, and she made balloon animals, she used to do b-day party's and church events for free...
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ask him if he"ll take $200 to beat the crap out of him for fun
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Old April 13th, 2008, 06:36 AM   #20
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I had to arrest a clown once. He fought like Mike Tyson. I hit him in the nuts with one of the bowling pins he used for juggling and then I maced the shit out of him. When I searched him I found about 30 feet of silk handkerchief's in his pocket, a bag of weed in his sock and a rubber chicken down his pants. Clown's are tough.
Good thing you won. You would never hear the end of it if you had your ass kicked by a clown!
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