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Old April 12th, 2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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When your driving down the highway, through heavy construction where traffic is already crappy and you decide to pull around another truck that is driving 1 mph slower than you by going into the lane that says NO TRUCKS, thereby disrupting traffic flow even more. Sit back and ponder this, that guy in the grand cherokee who will eventually pass you, could possibly be carrying large caliber weapons, and maybe, just maybe is good at hitting a moving target.
Just something to think about.

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Old April 12th, 2008, 11:29 AM   #2
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Old April 12th, 2008, 11:31 AM   #3
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Four-wheeler in the hammer lane with a nice seat warmer...
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When your driving down the highway, through heavy construction where traffic is already crappy and you decide to pull around another truck that is driving 1 mph slower than you by going into the lane that says NO TRUCKS, thereby disrupting traffic flow even more. Sit back and ponder this, that guy in the grand cherokee who will eventually pass you, could possibly be carrying large caliper weapons, and maybe, just maybe is good at hitting a moving target.
Just something to think about.
Dear four wheelers
Sorry about those jerks. We call em supertruckers. Ya see with fuel prices so high some of these guys gotta drive that fast just to keep from getting their truck reposessed. It ain't worth it to me. I get paid by the hour.. You'll see me in the right lane doing 60 mph.
Ponder this. The entrance ramp is heading downhill for a reason. Get going the speed limit, pick a spot and take it. Some times I can't let you in being that their is another car on my left. Don't wait until you're just about to enter than look over your shoulder while on your cell phone and expect me to lock up my brakes so you can get in.
Oh yeah.. Alot of truck drivers carry protection too
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Old April 12th, 2008, 11:53 AM   #5
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Dear Super Truckers.

if I'm in the right lane doing 70 mph. and u come up on my ass honking and flashing your lights for me to get over so u can pass by because your passing a truck doing the 65mph speed limit....ponder this. it only takes a few seconds for me to lock up my brakes and fawk your day up...
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Dear Hippie,

You bitch too much. Yes the trucker was snickering at you while giving you the finger. He was daring you to pull your piece because he knew that once a shot got fired he would run you off the road treating your GC nothing more than a speed bump.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 11:57 AM   #7
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You bitch too much. Yes the trucker was snickering at you while giving you the finger. He was daring you to pull your piece because he knew that once a shot got fired he would run you off the road treating your GC nothing more than a speed bump.


he wasn't giving me the finger... looked more like a thumb :dunno:


and it was just irritating at 3:30 am, i think i'll have to build some thermite bombs to dispose of any more.
go laser something would ya
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Dear four wheelers
Sorry about those jerks. We call em supertruckers. Ya see with fuel prices so high some of these guys gotta drive that fast just to keep from getting their truck reposessed. It ain't worth it to me. I get paid by the hour.. You'll see me in the right lane doing 60 mph.
Ponder this. The entrance ramp is heading downhill for a reason. Get going the speed limit, pick a spot and take it. Some times I can't let you in being that their is another car on my left. Don't wait until you're just about to enter than look over your shoulder while on your cell phone and expect me to lock up my brakes so you can get in.
Oh yeah.. Alot of truck drivers carry protection too
I drive also and agree with all of that but the last MASSIVELY ILLEGAL part. And remember I can not start as fast as you and stop as fast as you.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 12:11 PM   #9
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whats a caliper weapon?
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Just to clarify.. Supertruckers piss me off too. I've had som jerks try to pass me on a narrow bridge. Picture two 18 wheelers on a two lane bridge with a few inches to spare.. Not fun.
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whats a caliper weapon?
something one types after smoking too much reefer
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I didn't say I carried.. but I know of quite a few that do
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I didn't say I carried.. but I know of quite a few that do
i heard a while back that the michigan average is that 7 out of every 10 motor vehicals has a loaded firearm in the vehical
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loaded firearm, or loaded driver which is more dangerous?
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Old April 12th, 2008, 01:19 PM   #16
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Dear everybody,
I am that super trucker. I am usually yelling it on the radio when I come passing everbody. (seriously, I used to do this when I was bored) Why am i doing that? Because I don't give a fukc . I will sit in that left lane and essecentially shut down the highway to my speed becuase at the end of the day, I am bigger than you are. Go ahead, shoot out my tires with you firearm Your day will come to a complete hault. If we're in a construction zone, to bad. you shouldn't be going that fast anyways.
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Old April 12th, 2008, 01:45 PM   #18
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Dear 4 wheelers:

I'm curious, why do you tap your breaks after you pas an 18 wheeler?
I'm curious, why is it a requirement to try and take the bumper off the truck you just passed?
why is it a requirement to ride the lane that is closed until traffic forces you to stop and cause a back up that makes a truck drivers log book a living hell and makes him lose money?

Dear Sandals;

Please sit in your 4 wheeler, STFU and think about all the shit we have to deal with next time you are behind a slow truck. Then think about how that guy, driving at 3 am, is probably driving at 3 am so he does not have to deal with whinie little bitches that can't drive.
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Dear Monkeybiz,

drink bleach

kthanx bubye :)






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oh FYI,

i've driven trucks in the past and know your pains.

lighten up and relax, its the pub, happy ending's all around
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