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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:42 AM   #1
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And as soon as the words come out of your mouth, you wonder why the f*ck you asked ????

Customer picking up his vehicle yesterday, says he's been laid sick up for 4 weeks. I asked what happened.



So he tells me he has a "testicular cyst".
Then tells me about the time he had one in his butt crack, the size of a golf ball.
And it popped while he was taking a dump. Filled the bowl with blood and gunk.
Then he reached back there, and pulled the white center of it out with his fingers, says it looked like a big fat grub, made of puss.
Good God, if I had one of those growing in "the Boys", I think I would break out the tools and get to work on it.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:44 AM   #2
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whoa, tooooo much info, shit man!
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:44 AM   #3
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Not what I wanted to read while eating...lol
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:44 AM   #4
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:44 AM   #5
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makes me hungry for a boston creme donut:tonka::tonka::tonka:
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:46 AM   #6
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And as soon as the words come out of your mouth, you wonder why the f*ck you asked ????
Mmmmm? No, but I have read post I wish I didnt...and this is one of them!!!
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Old April 10th, 2008, 10:59 AM   #7
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cysts suck, a lot of people get the 2nd one he is talking about.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 11:30 AM   #8
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lmfao @ this thread
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Old April 10th, 2008, 11:32 AM   #9
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wow...ahhh im speechless.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 11:44 AM   #10
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I'm glad I don't eat lunch for another hour....
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Old April 10th, 2008, 11:46 AM   #11
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cysts suck, a lot of people get the 2nd one he is talking about.
:tonka: so how did your surgery go, or did you go at it with some hand tools?:tonka:
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Old April 10th, 2008, 11:47 AM   #12
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After this I guess I will be able to tell if lunch is good a second time around.
I dont know how you held it together to listen to that.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:53 PM   #13
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SAAAA ICK!!! lol. I too have really terrible "word vomit" (that's what I call it). I often find myself saying things/asking questions that I really regret afterwards haha. Never had one quite backfire on me such as that one did. I don't know how I would have reacted to something like that. For sure would have thrown up in my mouth a little though...
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Old April 11th, 2008, 07:45 AM   #14
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Was it Big Gross Dave?
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Old April 11th, 2008, 07:52 AM   #15
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Was it Big Gross Dave?
No, he's dead.
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Old April 11th, 2008, 08:03 AM   #16
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well its time for me too throw my eggs and toast in the trash.....thnx
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Old April 11th, 2008, 08:09 AM   #17
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thanks just got done eating pancakes bacon and over easy eggs
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Old April 11th, 2008, 11:11 AM   #18
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No, he's dead.
I didn't even know he was sick!
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Old April 11th, 2008, 12:19 PM   #19
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nothing like a good picker! Got any pics?
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Old April 11th, 2008, 04:35 PM   #20
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That makes for a interesting mental picture.
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