And as soon as the words come out of your mouth, you wonder why the f*ck you asked ????
Customer picking up his vehicle yesterday, says he's been laid sick up for 4 weeks. I asked what happened.
So he tells me he has a "testicular cyst".
Then tells me about the time he had one in his butt crack, the size of a golf ball.
And it popped while he was taking a dump. Filled the bowl with blood and gunk.
Then he reached back there, and pulled the white center of it out with his fingers, says it looked like a big fat grub, made of puss.
Good God, if I had one of those growing in "the Boys", I think I would break out the tools and get to work on it.
Customer picking up his vehicle yesterday, says he's been laid sick up for 4 weeks. I asked what happened.
So he tells me he has a "testicular cyst".
Then tells me about the time he had one in his butt crack, the size of a golf ball.
And it popped while he was taking a dump. Filled the bowl with blood and gunk.
Then he reached back there, and pulled the white center of it out with his fingers, says it looked like a big fat grub, made of puss.
Good God, if I had one of those growing in "the Boys", I think I would break out the tools and get to work on it.