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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:25 AM   #1
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Default Leave the bar before ten on weeknights *a warning*

if you stay late at the bar with up_roktoy, you will get:

A: free beer and smokes from Darcy
b:darcy is a one legged (I shit you not- she showed us) crop-dusting mortician

and you will have to c: drive her to mo'doggies.




















































welcome to the twilight zone. If Chad wasn't there, i would have thought I hallucinated it. She really had one leg, and *apparently* a 2000 acre asparagus and pot farm in Cadillac. I'm going to bed, rosie out.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:26 AM   #2
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I'm also never going to the bar on a weeknight again. ever.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:31 AM   #3
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haha so did ya hit it...lol
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:42 AM   #4
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haha so did ya hit it...lol
Oh f- no!!!!!

I tried to get away, and the only way out was to drop her off at mo'doggies.
she bought us a beer, I was willing to drive her mile, just to soak up a little more weird. I haven't seen anything this strange in almost a decade. it was like an extremely odd trainwreck with boobs that smelled like gin and failure.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:52 AM   #5
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lol...though you were going to bed YOu have to find me a wireing harness tomorrow so My jeep can get fixed:miff:
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Old April 10th, 2008, 01:00 AM   #6
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Old April 10th, 2008, 05:53 AM   #7
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just think of the angles you could have hit that at w/ her leg off!
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Old April 10th, 2008, 05:58 AM   #8
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"just to soak up ia little more weird" lmao
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Old April 10th, 2008, 06:17 AM   #9
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Oh f- no!!!!!

I tried to get away, and the only way out was to drop her off at mo'doggies.
she bought us a beer, I was willing to drive her mile, just to soak up a little more weird. I haven't seen anything this strange in almost a decade. it was like an extremely odd trainwreck with boobs that smelled like gin and failure.
Fun-y!
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Old April 10th, 2008, 07:16 AM   #10
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When you found her was she sitting next to the crossdresser at legends?

Sometimes you just have to run.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 07:18 AM   #11
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When you found her was she sitting next to the crossdresser at legends?

Sometimes you just have to run.
No, but he/she/it is less scary, IMO. (We spend a few nights here and there at Legends, it's kinda close to work, so maybe I'm just used to the crossdresser :tonka:)
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Old April 10th, 2008, 07:23 AM   #12
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I just woke up.

Ummm yeah....new rule, leave by 10. I like that.
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so maybe I'm just used to the crossdresser :tonka:)
Congrats....I think.

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Old April 10th, 2008, 08:55 AM   #14
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I'm also never going to the bar on a weeknight again. ever.
all I can bet $100 that I can get you back to the bar with me on a weeknight, I bring out all the weird in fenton. I mean just look at last night.

Darcy, the Drunk Wings Fan, hefty twins night x2. You can't beat that with two sticks.

No pics, but I think she did ask me for a kiss good night, either that or I just gave her one for sport :tonka:

The night went from a few beers and a good time to downhill real fast when I lit the wrong end of my smoke.
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Old April 10th, 2008, 09:08 AM   #15
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just think of the angles you could have hit that at w/ her leg off!
All I can think of is the hottie from Duece Bigelow!!
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Old April 10th, 2008, 09:16 AM   #16
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All I can think of is the hottie from Duece Bigelow!!
LOL that's the movie that I immediatley thought of too!
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Darcy, the Drunk Wings Fan, hefty twins night x2. You can't beat that with two sticks.

No pics, but I think she did ask me for a kiss good night, either that or I just gave her one for sport :tonka:

The night went from a few beers and a good time to downhill real fast when I lit the wrong end of my smoke.
Did you like Hefty in Stripes, or Hefty in Tuxedo Shirts better?

My money was on the Tuxedo girls.

The Biggest Red Wings Fan In The World prolly has a woman in a pit somewhere.


Hope it's not Darcy.
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"Put the lotion on the skin"
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Did you like Hefty in Stripes, or Hefty in Tuxedo Shirts better?

My money was on the Tuxedo girls.

The Biggest Red Wings Fan In The World prolly has a woman in a pit somewhere.


Hope it's not Darcy.
I liked Zero Hefty, I woulda hit Darcy before either of the sets of twins.

I thought the Biggest Red Winds Fan in the world was going to try to take you home.

Shit, the weird just keeps coming, what about the guy who could squash Pavement Pounders Job in a single swipe who's friend landed an apache helicopter in his backyard :tonka:

Then there was PavementPounder's twin Brother from another mother from Philly

I think we should go back tonight for the 9-12 $2 happy hour.....

Oh oh oh, and don't forget King Exo Caged ZJ was their too
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Old April 10th, 2008, 12:01 PM   #20
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get back to looking for my wireing harness damm you...lol
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