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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:34 PM   #1
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So, My work is putting together a team for relay for life. My boss signed me up to be "Miss Relay" for my team which since it is for a good cause I have no problem doing it.
Basically from what I am told is that every team has a "miss relay" which is a man who dresses up like a woman to try and raise money for their team.

Now, Since I am going to do this, I need to go all out. I need to know if anyone knows where I can get some size 12-13 hooker boots.

I already have:
large dolly parton wig
short leather skirt
fishnets
fake eyelashes
woman to do my makeup
fake boobs
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All I need are the boots. If you have any idea where I can get some, please let me know.
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:37 PM   #2
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Nice cover story for drag weekends..... :tonka:









Ebay for the boots.
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:41 PM   #3
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Anybody else kinda curious why he has quick access to everything besides the boots (left undersomebody's bed perhaps?) :tonka:
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:44 PM   #4
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all I can say is wpwp!
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:45 PM   #5
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pm muddypaws.
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:47 PM   #6
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get a hold of AJ maybe he can go down 8 mile an get ya a pair, if ya know what I mean!
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:48 PM   #7
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i thought you had boobs already
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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:54 PM   #8
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Anybody else kinda curious why he has quick access to everything besides the boots (left undersomebody's bed perhaps?) :tonka:
just what I was thinking

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Old April 8th, 2008, 10:56 PM   #9
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my dad did this 2 years ago for his relay team. pretty damn funny stuff.

Hat's off to you though for the good cause.
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Old April 9th, 2008, 04:23 AM   #10
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if you can squeeze into an 11, you can borrow my hooker boots.
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Old April 9th, 2008, 04:43 AM   #11
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Yeah, I Googled that sheet!!! haha. I'm sure that there are more sites but, this was one of the first ones to pop up...

http://www.drag-queen.com/Merchant2/...egory_Code=SBE
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Old April 9th, 2008, 04:44 AM   #12
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Sorry man, my boots are being used that weekend.
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so did id happen? how did it go?
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Just like in 40 year old virgin, EbAy.
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not until the middle of may.
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