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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:21 AM   #1
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Default Oberon gets you really drunk. True story.

I just woke up on the front porch. I can't find my wallet. And my left hand is bleeding.

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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:22 AM   #2
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The fruit in your beer just did you in huh?

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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:28 AM   #3
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does your butt hurt?
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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:30 AM   #4
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does your butt hurt?
Fortunately, no. My ass is fine.

I do have to take a mega-dump though. brb
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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:32 AM   #5
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At least if there was fruit in your beer, you probably won't get scurvy..
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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:35 AM   #6
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Oberon has snuck up on me once already this year.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:36 AM   #7
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UPDATE: I found 3 forks, and a salt and pepper shaker in my jacket.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 08:37 AM   #8
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yes it will mess you up.. mmy first experience with it was before it was Oberon. drank it all night til closing time, then had to be up at 4am for an early flight to hawaii. needless to say, that was a LONG flight.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:19 AM   #9
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Your wallet probably fell out of your pocket when you were being skull fucked by trogg.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:24 AM   #10
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Is your unit clean or dirty? Does it smell like tuna? That will tell you where your wallet is...:tonka:
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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:25 AM   #11
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Your wallet probably fell out of your pocket when you were being skull fucked by trogg.
Nope. I peed straight this morning, so nothing sexual went on last night.

Very creative though.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:38 AM   #12
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Bed


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Forks, Salt, Pepper.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 10:59 AM   #13
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Who did you hit? Those wounds look like offensive wounds, anyone around you have bruises or contusions on their face/body?
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Old April 4th, 2008, 11:03 AM   #14
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anyone around you have bruises or contusions on their face/body?
Nope, but my broken down car in the back yard has a busted windshield :tonka:
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Old April 4th, 2008, 11:04 AM   #15
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check those bikes for any damage....looks like you went for a drunken ride and went over the handle bars catching your hand between the grip and the hand brake.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 11:15 AM   #16
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Nope, but my broken down car in the back yard has a busted windshield :tonka:
That will do it...:tonka:
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Who did you hit? Those wounds look like offensive wounds, anyone around you have bruises or contusions on their face/body?
possibly the restaurant owner that he stole the salt, pepper, and forks from
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Old April 4th, 2008, 12:25 PM   #18
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Dude, if you're getting that plowed you need to do some soul searching. I'm not slamming you but blacking out like that is a bad sign.


So, you fruited your beer? Please turn in your man card.
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Old April 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM   #19
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So, you fruited your beer? Please turn in your man card.
The oberon came with an orange at the bar. That picture above is a Gin and Tonic, not a beer.

I promptly removed every orange that came with it.



And that whole "Soul searching don't drink 'till you black out." etc. etc.

Last night was the first time I've been really drunk in a loooong time. I usually work every weekend, and hardly ever drink. I guess my tolerance went way down. I had a beer and a gin and tonic at the house, and only 5 or 6 at the bar. I was also pretty damn hungry and didn't eat either.... I think that's what did it.

And I wouldn't say I blacked out on the porch... I was just really tired, and really drunk, and found the porch to be a comfortable place to lay down lol.

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Old April 4th, 2008, 01:12 PM   #20
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Looks like someone (you?) stabbed your hand with one of those forks...
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