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Old March 26th, 2008, 06:07 PM   #1
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Hello, is this the sheriff's Office?

Yes, what can I do for you?

I'm calling to report bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin marijuana inside his firewood. Don't know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin it there.

Thank you very much for the call sir.

The next day the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Hey Virgil, this here's Floyd.... did the Sheriff come?

Yeah.

Did they chop your firewood?

Yep.

Happy Birthday Buddy!
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Old March 26th, 2008, 06:09 PM   #2
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