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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:32 PM   #1
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So, my dad was living with a girl who became a psycho bitch from hell. they were gonna get married. Then she became psycho hose beast bitch from hell, and decided my dad should leave. Things have really deteriorated in thier relationship. He bought a house here in Michigan (she lives in Dayton) and is in the process of moving back. This weekend he gets the final load of stuff from her house in Dayton. As he makes this final visit, he wanted to leave something by which she may remember him by, yet couldn't pin on her in case the heat is on. Do you have any ideas? I figured this would be a good thread and entertaining as well. In all actuality, I am betting my dad wouldn't do anything as he made the final trip. Anyways, who has a great idea?

I told him to do a load of laundry for her, throwing in a chunk of fiberglass insulation in the dryer... always makes underwear feel really nice against your skin...
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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:42 PM   #2
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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:44 PM   #3
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Swap dawn in for her dishwasher soap
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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:45 PM   #4
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Go to Wally world, K-mart, Meijer, or any other book store. Pull out all the little page finders from all the great magazines. Now buy some pre-addressed labels for her house and check the box bill me later The magazine collecters will be calling for months.
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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:47 PM   #5
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dump out the laundry soap and fill the jug with dish soap.
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Old March 24th, 2008, 04:51 PM   #6
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dump out the laundry soap and fill the jug with dish soap.
I've used dish soap as laundry soap in a pinch, that's a no go.

Empty half her dish washer soap out and replace it with dish soap. Mix well so it still looks like dish washer soap. She'll remember him then.
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Old March 24th, 2008, 05:35 PM   #7
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Old March 24th, 2008, 06:09 PM   #8
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Old March 24th, 2008, 06:11 PM   #9
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Old March 24th, 2008, 06:12 PM   #10
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Upper Decker.
x2...That is always the first thing that comes to mind when planning revenge!!!!!
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Old March 24th, 2008, 06:13 PM   #11
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sock her in the taint.
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what is an upper decker?
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Old March 24th, 2008, 06:37 PM   #14
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sock her in the taint.
Haha ha ahaaa:tonka: omg that was so funny! I wonder if I am gonna have to explain to my dad what a taint is...

AJ is a taint
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Nah, asshole all the way
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x2...That is always the first thing that comes to mind when planning revenge!!!!!
x3 ...the upper decker is a classic
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X4 Its a classic.
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Oh for sure the Upper decker, fiberglass insulation in the dryer, dish soap in the laundry soap, oh and don't forget the upper decker, magazine subscriptions, and take a piss in her shampoo or conditioner and mix it in real well. When all else is done, don't forget the upper decker, nothing says class like a poo splashing around in the tank. Oh and then she will smell like piss after every shower. She will like that. Nice, she will remember for a long time to come. Lol
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Old March 24th, 2008, 07:45 PM   #20
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Shit in a cup and place it discreetly behind a piece of decor and out of direct line of site - like someplace up high (turd w/o cup on topside of ceiling fan housing) or in a plant.
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