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Old March 24th, 2008, 08:18 AM   #1
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Maybe a ...but true!

To Be a Good Democrat
1. You have to be against capital punishment,

but support abortion on demand.



2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.



3. You have to believe that guns

in the hands of law-abiding Americans

are more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology

in the hands of Chinese and Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art

before Federal funding.



5. You have to believe that global temperatures

are more affected by

soccer moms driving SUV's

than cyclical,

documented changes in the earth's climate.



6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.



7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is

spread by a lack of federal funding.



8. You have to believe that the same teacher

who can't teach fourth graders how to read

is somehow qualified

to teach those same kids about sex.



9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but loony activists

who have never been outside of San Francisco, do.



10. You have to believe that self-esteem

is more important than

actually doing something to earn it.



11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson

spent $25 million of his own money

to make

'The Passion of the Christ'

for financial gain.



12. You have to believe the NRA is bad

because it supports certain parts of the Constitution,

while the ACLU is good

because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.



13. You have to believe that taxes are too low,

but ATM fees are too high.



14. You have to believe that

Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem

are more important to American history than

Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.



15. You have to believe that

standardized tests are racist

but racial quotas and set-asides are not.



16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is

normal and is a very nice person.



17. You have to believe that

the only reason socialism hasn't worked

anywhere it has ever been tried

is because

the right people haven't been in charge.



18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth

belong in jail,

but a liar and sex offender belongs

in the White House.



19. You have to believe that

homosexual parades displaying drag,

transvestites, and bestiality

should be constitutionally protected,

and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.



20. You have to believe that illegal,

Democrat Party funding

by the Chinese Government

is somehow in the best interest to the United States.



21. You have to believe that this message

is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.



22. You have to believe that it's okay

to give Federal workers

Christmas Day off

but it's offensive to say

'Merry Christmas'.



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Old March 24th, 2008, 08:21 AM   #2
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lol i love this....so true
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lol i love this....so true
wait, We're supposed to leave the jokes in the pub. i used sarcasm the other day and I was scolded.
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