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Old March 31st, 2006, 07:37 PM   #1
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Default Pregnancy

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby
move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that
sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll
feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called
an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery
room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to
you.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

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Old March 31st, 2006, 08:18 PM   #2
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have to say that was a pretty amusing and true joke at least most of it.
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Old March 31st, 2006, 08:20 PM   #3
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Trying to tell us something?

:tonka:
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Old March 31st, 2006, 08:21 PM   #4
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Old March 31st, 2006, 08:44 PM   #5
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Trying to tell us something?

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that's what I was thinking too
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Old March 31st, 2006, 08:46 PM   #6
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Hell NO!!!!

Just thought it was funny.
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Old March 31st, 2006, 09:16 PM   #7
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+ + = :bdr:

in some cases = :bdr:

No matter which way, :bdr: =$$$$
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A: When the kids are in college.
Amen to that!
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true story

Q: So seriously Bones, if you did have kids, would you raise them in a Church?
A: No, I would raise them at my house. I know I might have some money but why on earth would I buy a Church just to raise kids in?

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