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Old March 13th, 2008, 05:26 PM   #1
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Feel free to add new ones as you find them. I stopped after 10 pages of searching.

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when are you children going to grow up and stop being so jealous because you don't measure up.

the only white guy is a very far-fetched statement, I know of several white males as well endowed as I and even larger.

I guess you could call it a club, but not to worry if you measured up you'd know about the club
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so why are you saying my penis is mutant, is it possibly because it may be 3 times larger than your own.
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well actually, I was giving you the benefit of the doubt considering your only 22. I was guessing around 3.5-4"
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if your saying you have 12, you must be refering to cm. which to get an inch equivalent you divide by 2.8.

so with that equation mine comes out to 29.4 cm

yours would be 4.2"
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well since your so young and probably didn't pay attention in school.

the penis is a group of muscles and everyone knows that if you properly excercize your muscles they will grow and get bigger.

so penis size has more to do with use rather than age.

there are limitations involved, such as genetics, build, body structure, and bone strength.

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I really don't think 10.5" is abnormal

you guys are the ones calling it abnormal, the only thing that points to name calling is jealousy.

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good thing your in Kally, might have to ass rape you with a 48" high-lift
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rape infers an unwilling participant, he may want + enjoy a 48" high-lift shoved up his ass.
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the best advice I can give, is keep your throat away from other people's asses
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that very well could be, but he spelt penis correctly in his first reference of the word. maybe because it's so small he calls it a "penor" close to peanut.

and as for nik-names that's what...
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I wasn't bragging, just saying what the women I have tried it with have said.

the only reason people would come out and say that I was bragging, would be because that don't measure up in the first place.
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I was just being honest, but if you think my reference is gay, sounds like your interested in my size. sorry to inform you that I don't play that way
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25 yrs of sex with different women, I'd have to say I've tried it. all the women said the same thing (at least the ones I tried it with) I'm just too thick and long for them to enjoy it. this from women that actually perfer it that way.

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Old March 13th, 2008, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old March 13th, 2008, 05:29 PM   #3
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Old March 13th, 2008, 05:57 PM   #5
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Why isn't this in "classic threads" yet?
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Old March 13th, 2008, 06:00 PM   #6
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Old March 13th, 2008, 07:27 PM   #7
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jealousy.. it hides in the hallway..
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Old March 13th, 2008, 07:47 PM   #9
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Nice nothing like being full of yourself. How much you want to bet he wishes he was missing a rib.
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Old March 13th, 2008, 07:52 PM   #10
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jealousy.. it hides in the hallway..
and wears a trench coat to hide its massive wang.
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You know, you can't have a good penis thread without skooter & scooter posting.
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You know, you can't have a good penis thread without skooter & scooter posting.
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Or Scottie for that matter..............where is he?
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Nice nothing like being full of yourself. How much you want to bet he wishes he was missing a rib.
With his gigantor unit I don't think missing ribs matter. Sounds as if all he needs to do is sit with his head down.
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the ignorance!! using your penis more doesnt make it bigger just because its a muscle :tonka: the most you could gain from using it more is shooting distance and being able to make it bob up and down more haha theres a muscle that anchors it to the abdomen and one that contracts during ejaculation to help transport sperm..... d'oh
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the ignorance!! using your penis more doesnt make it bigger just because its a muscle :tonka: the most you could gain from using it more is shooting distance and being able to make it bob up and down more haha theres a muscle that anchors it to the abdomen and one that contracts during ejaculation to help transport sperm..... d'oh
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Doingers don't have muscles, they're hydraulic! Nature says get ready for action, valves open, doinger fills up with blood (boing) and a good time is had by all.
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