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Old March 4th, 2008, 09:08 PM   #1
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Default woot pt II

Missed the deal, but the promo is worth saving for the strait-line rolling tape measure...

Well I take pleasure in
Measuring
Another inch, youíll always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Accurate measurements
In tiny increments
Sixteenth of an inch, youíll always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly

Well my home needs to be improved
But my steel tape measure just moved
Getting dimensions I canít prove
Canít get into an accurate groove
Rollin with a new piece Iím like hold up
No clumsy steel tape to roll up
No big bulky ruler to fold up
Just an electronic roller
Girl you ainít know Iím handy like Mr. Fix-It
Just tryin to measure, thatís how I kick it
Offer me a Strait-Line, you know Iíll pick it
Take your steel tape, know where to stick it?
Precision turned up to maximum
Measure twice, cut once: my maxim
How can Woot afford to two-pack Ďem?
Next time Iím in Dallas, Iíll axe Ďem
Secure in my plans, Iím sawing oak
But do I need a pencil? Nope
Where to cut now? The Strait-Line knows
Auto marking marks auto
Windows, doors, hanging stuff on walls
Strait-Line electronically computes it all
Points spaced out evenly down the hall
My house wonít fall

Well I take pleasure in
Measuring
Another inch, youíll always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Accurate measurements
In tiny increments
Sixteenth of an inch, youíll always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
Always catch me rolling straightly
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Old March 4th, 2008, 09:13 PM   #2
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you= the gay, go buy a van or something you fag
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Old March 4th, 2008, 09:14 PM   #3
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hahaha I laughed when I read that this morning.

I didn't think those would be that useful because you need to roll them. Not very often I have to measure a large flat surface.
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Old March 4th, 2008, 09:16 PM   #4
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you= the gay, go buy a van or something you fag
Ummm, ok- what the hell did I do to you?

Just thought it was a funny write up.

Now I have to go cry.......
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Old March 4th, 2008, 09:55 PM   #5
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hahaha I laughed when I read that this morning.

I didn't think those would be that useful because you need to roll them. Not very often I have to measure a large flat surface.
Yeah x2...doesn't work very well with a room with just about ceiling to floor windows. Plus I learned how to add back in elementary school so I didn't think it was necessary. :tonka:
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Old March 4th, 2008, 10:05 PM   #6
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Not too good if you can't roll it in a straight line either.......

Probably why they were 2 for $4.99
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