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Old March 24th, 2006, 06:51 AM   #1
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With all the talk about Texas and WBC I looked up some outdated laws. There are some really stupid laws out there. what do you have?

http://www.poconolibertarians.org/cr...datedlaws.html

This is one of the best MI ones.

"No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison."

How do you know if you want to marry them if you can't seduce them first?

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Old March 24th, 2006, 06:53 AM   #2
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No dog may be tied to a shade tree in Birmingham, Alabama.



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Wonder what the white folk was doing to make this law go into effect.
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Old March 24th, 2006, 06:54 AM   #3
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I like to spit on sidewalks, curse in front of (or rather at) some women and children, and recieve oral sex.

all of which are prohibited by various ordinances in certain areas of this country.
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In Wilbur, Washington, it is against the law for a person to "ride an ugly horse" - the fine is $300.
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Drew and Mike on WRIF were talking this morning about the Michigan law that states if a guy is married to a woman who conceives a child while they are married, he has to pay child support, whether he is the biological father or not.
Although I understand the principle that the state doesn't want to end up giving the woman welfare or whatever until the child' is 18, it still doesn't seem fair to me.

There must be some way to hold the real father accountable.
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By "horse" do they mean big girl?

A few good ones from Texas.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.


Good thing Casey is from Cali and not Texas.
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Old March 24th, 2006, 07:11 AM   #7
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Drew and Mike on WRIF were talking this morning about the Michigan law that states if a guy is married to a woman who conceives a child while they are married, he has to pay child support, whether he is the biological father or not.
Although I understand the principle that the state doesn't want to end up giving the woman welfare or whatever until the child' is 18, it still doesn't seem fair to me.

There must be some way to hold the real father accountable.
a guy I know at work had this happen while in the midst of a divorce. his ex got knocked up durring the 6 month waiting period after you file. he almost wound up paying for a kid that wasn't his.
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It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel. so much for sororities
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors. sombody did this?
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue. Stupid cows
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling. Put it outside Bitch
You may not sing in the bathtub.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel. (especially if you lost)
Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. that's just too funny
You may not catch a fish with your hands.
You may not catch a fish by any body part except the mouth.
CC keep your worm in your pants.

Those were PA..........
Now......proof that Ohio is for stupid people

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.:miff:

It is illegal to get a fish drunk

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Old March 24th, 2006, 10:38 AM   #9
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Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

What!! Sounds like some people on this board.
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Anal sex is illegal.
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In Michigan, it's also illegal to "co-habitat." So all you peeps shacking up better watch out...
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Anal sex is illegal.
Of course, if you're convicted of it, they'll just put you in prison where someone will have anal sex with you. That makes a lot sense!
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In Michigan, it's also illegal to "co-habitat." So all you peeps shacking up better watch out...


This is a great one in divorces and custody suits.

I believe the law says something about being divorced.
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750.335 Lewd and lascivious cohabitation and gross lewdness.

Sec. 335.

Any man or woman, not being married to each other, who lewdly and lasciviously associates and cohabits together, and any man or woman, married or unmarried, who is guilty of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior, is guilty of a misdemeanor punishable by imprisonment for not more than 1 year, or a fine of not more than $1,000.00. No prosecution shall be commenced under this section after 1 year from the time of committing the offense.

750.32 Adultery; cohabitation of divorced parties.

Sec. 32.

Cohabitation by divorced parties—If any persons after being divorced from the bonds of matrimony for any cause whatever, shall cohabit together, they shall be liable to all the penalties provided by law against adultery.

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Drew and Mike on WRIF were talking this morning about the Michigan law that states if a guy is married to a woman who conceives a child while they are married, he has to pay child support, whether he is the biological father or not.
Although I understand the principle that the state doesn't want to end up giving the woman welfare or whatever until the child' is 18, it still doesn't seem fair to me.

There must be some way to hold the real father accountable.
There is a guy in town going through this shit.

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Simply outrageous...but facinating.
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that is just f'd up....period.
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that is just f'd up....period.

Just another example of the government abusing it power. I cant believe this guy actually made the payments. I would have put everything into someone elses name and got a job that paid cash.

no money in = no money out.
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I like the law here in Michigan that states that you can not fish in a trout stream while sitting on an ostrich.

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[QUOTE=MuddyPaws]I like the law here in Michigan that states that you can not fish in a trout stream while sitting on an ostrich.


damn what am i to do with my ostrich now
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