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Old February 10th, 2008, 10:25 PM   #1
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The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA)

WASHINGTON , DC 2/8/08- Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as a major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of Americans who lack any real skills or ambition.

'Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess the competence and drive necessary to carve out a meaningful role for themselves in society,' said California Senator Barbara Boxer. 'We can no longer stand by and allow People of Inability to be ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation, employers will no longer be able to grant special favors to a small group of workers simply because they have some idea of what they are doing.'

In a Capitol Hill press conference, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid pointed to the success of the U. S. Postal Service, which has a long-standing policy of providing opportunity without regard to performance. Approximately 74 percent of postal employees lack any job skills, making this agency the single largest U. S. Employer of Persons of Inability.

Private-sector industries with good records of nondiscrimination against the Inept include retail sales (72%), the fast food industry (68%), and home improvement 'warehouse' stores (65%). At the state government level, the Department of Motor Vehicles also has a great record of hiring Persons of Inability (63%).

Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than 25 million 'middle man' positions will be created, with important-sounding titles but little real responsibility, thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and performance.

Mandatory non-performance based raises and promotions will be given, to guarantee upward mobility for even the most unremarkable employees. The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to corporations that promote a significant number of Persons of Inability into middle management positions, and gives a tax credit to small and medium-sized businesses that agree to hire one clueless worker for every two talented hires.

Finally, the AWNA Act contains tough new measures to make it more difficult to discriminate against the Nonabled -- banning, for example, discriminatory interview questions such as 'Do you have any skills or experience which relate to this job?'

'As a Nonabled person, I can't be expected to keep up with people who have something going for them,' said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lugnut twister at a GM plant in Flint, Michigan , due to her lack of any discernible job skills. 'This new law should really help people like me.' With the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other untalented citizens will finally see some light at the end of the tunnel.
Said Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy: 'As a Senator With No Abilities, I believe the same privileges that elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to every American with No Abilities. It is our duty as lawmakers to provide each and every American citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with some sort of space to take up in this great nation.'
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Old February 10th, 2008, 10:29 PM   #2
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Why doesn't our government just give every citizen 1 million dollars and say there you go. Good luck if you fail in life then we will give you another million.
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Old February 10th, 2008, 11:22 PM   #3
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Why doesn't our government just give every citizen 1 million dollars and say there you go. Good luck if you fail in life then we will give you another million.
I really hope you didn't think this was a real article...
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Old February 11th, 2008, 06:12 AM   #4
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LOL, thanks for the laugh. It really reeks of how SOME liberals think.
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