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Old March 23rd, 2006, 10:09 AM   #1
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jus a little hillbilly joke hehehe

thought this was cute, put a smile on my face and a giggle in my voice!


Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they
> >talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby
>table,
> >who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it
> >becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
> >
> >One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman
> >shakes her head no.
> >
> >"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> >The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
> >yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick
>with
> >his tongue.
> >
> >The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
> >flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,the hillbilly
> >walks slowly back to the bar.
> >
> >His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver',
> >but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 10:49 AM   #2
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 02:21 PM   #3
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lol, i bet that really works too
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 02:30 PM   #4
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haha....I just had my first responder training today.....priceless
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 02:58 PM   #5
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As a hillbilly, I take offense to that. I am trained in CPR and know that you have to lick the LEFT cheek for it to work right. Damm people and thier sterotypes.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 03:38 PM   #6
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As a hillbilly, I take offense to that. I am trained in CPR and know that you have to lick the LEFT cheek for it to work right. Damm people and thier sterotypes.

Remind me not to need CPR when you are around.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 03:52 PM   #7
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Remind me not to need CPR when you are around.


what you doin tommorow night???
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 04:40 PM   #8
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 04:58 PM   #9
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As a hillbilly, I take offense to that. I am trained in CPR and know that you have to lick the LEFT cheek for it to work right. Damm people and thier sterotypes.
I like how relate cardiopulmonary resuscitation to choking. :miff:
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