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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:48 AM   #1
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Murder or Suicide?

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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:53 AM   #2
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It kinda looks like the one set was a murder suicide, and the other one is trying to save them.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:54 AM   #3
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It would appear the cart still above the water found the red cart...inserted into the other grey cart. To ashamed to look his parking partner in the baby foot wells anymore, he threw them both into the lake. Apon realizing his only true love was gone forever he chose to end his grocery carrying days for good, under his own conditions
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:55 AM   #4
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It would appear the cart still above the water found the red cart...inserted into the other grey cart. To ashamed to look his parking partner in the baby foot wells anymore, he threw them both into the lake. Apon realizing his only true love was gone forever he chose to end his grocery carrying days for good, under his own conditions

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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:56 AM   #5
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kinda looks like the st. clair river, lots of junk there, but i couldnt find a gun.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 09:49 AM   #6
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You didn't look hard enough....it's still there.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 10:20 AM   #7
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This is clearly a gang war that has spilled into the river. Red Vs Yellow. Last week the red cart capped a homie of the yellow cart, thus calling for revenge. The red cart was out tagging some property in yellow carts teritory before it all went down...

A shootout ensued, both yellow and red pulled out their 9's and blasted away. Both went tumbling over the bridge to their watery deaths. Moments later a police officer pulled up (grey) and tried to rescue them, but it was too late.

Their mothers (Meijers and Walmart) will be notified
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 10:29 AM   #8
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Looks like the chrome cart has a cinder block in the child seat...definitely murder.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 11:21 AM   #9
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Call me Callius, but who cares??
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 12:33 PM   #10
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Mud wrestling but in the water, and without mud. Yellow is clearly kicking reds butt! It's almost flipped the red one, you can see the wheels coming up. Reds. going down! The grey/chrome cart is the ref.

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Old March 23rd, 2006, 06:11 PM   #11
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Call me Callius, but who cares??
Why don't I call you callous. c-a-l-l-o-u-s.

How would you feel if these were your shopping carts being harmed? Wouldn't you want somebody to stand up for your rights? Put yourself the shoes of the people that gave birth to this cart...



How would you feel if this was done to your cart?



Let's say your cart goes to prom, gets a ruphie slipped in her drink, the unthinkable happens, and you're called to this scene.



As a loving, supporting, caring cart parent I would want to know the events that led to my cart's demise and punish those responsible. The majority of posts in this thread are trying to solve the mystery of how the three carts in the first photo perished. Now, we've uncovered more carts today and need to reconstruct the puzzle of these bizzare cart deaths.

Anyways... we can rule out that this was the work of a cult. None of the carts are wearing Nikes and black outifts. Also, their genetalia is intact.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 06:20 PM   #12
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Murder or Suicide?........I am still trying to figure out why I am laughing at this thread.......
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:47 PM   #13
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Murder or Suicide?........I am still trying to figure out why I am laughing at this thread.......

Because you know more than you'll admit.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 07:49 PM   #14
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Because you know more than you'll admit.

So basically, your saying everything boston sucks.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 08:05 PM   #15
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So basically, your saying everything boston sucks.
Not everything. Let's run down the list...

Boston, MA: does not suck
Boston Red Soxs: does not suck
Boston Bruins: does not suck. (sure, they having a terrible season but they're an original 6 hockey club)
Boston Massacre: does not suck
Boston Tea Party: does not suck
Boston Baked Beans: sucks. I don't like 'em.
Boston Creme Pie: does not suck
Boston traffic: sucks
Boston College: does not suck
bostondan: sucks.

So, 1 in 5 "Boston" things suck.
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 09:37 PM   #16
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Old March 23rd, 2006, 10:05 PM   #17
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Murder.

uppity ass shopping carts won't be wobbling their wheels in the dairy aisle anymore on MY watch
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