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Old November 11th, 2005, 08:29 PM   #1
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
-- Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
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Old November 11th, 2005, 08:33 PM   #2
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It is good to know who your friends are , its more important to know who your enimies are . author unknown


When you are old you will only regret what you have not done . M L Farley

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Old November 11th, 2005, 08:48 PM   #3
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
-Benjamin Franklin

I didnt lose my virginity, I left it in some fat chick's arse
-unknown

There are only two reasons to sit in the back row
of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're
anxious to meet people who do."
-Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)

I trust no one. Not even myself.
-Josef Stalin

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men
in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-chris rock

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only
three things that women are better at than me: cleaning, cooking and
having sex.
-sir charles

The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either.
-Benjamin Franklin

"When the people fear their Government, there is tyranny. When the
Government fears it's people, there is liberty.."
-Thomas Paine


"..it does not require a majority to prevail, but rather an irate,
tireless minority keen to set brush fires in people's minds.."
-Samuel Adams


Real Knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance
-Confucius

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Old November 11th, 2005, 10:05 PM   #4
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My not so famous Senior Drill instructor in Basic training ...picture a Tommy Lee Jones with a deep arkansas accent and veins popping out of his neck as he screams " You Better lock up You" , "yall is movin like pond water " and the best " I'm gonna take you out to the edge of that woodline , I aint gonna hit you but you'll wish the F#$% I had"
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Old November 11th, 2005, 10:20 PM   #5
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"it goes to eleven"

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Old November 11th, 2005, 10:33 PM   #6
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
George S. Patton

Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory.
George S. Patton

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Old November 12th, 2005, 01:29 AM   #7
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"it goes to eleven"

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Old November 12th, 2005, 09:56 PM   #8
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"America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people."

George W. Bush

"The beast in me is caged by frail and fragile bars."

Johnny Cash

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."

Al Capone

"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."

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Stick with driving a truck "because you're never going to make it as a singer"
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