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Old March 21st, 2006, 07:48 PM   #1
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Northern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Michigan Style."

The contestants will start in Traverse City (at Cubes'), travel over to Kalkaska and on to Grayling. Then they will head north to Gaylord, Mackinaw City, and Sault Ste Marie. From there they will proceed west to Iron Mountain and Copper Harbor. Then they will go south-east to Escanaba and St Ignace, and the final leg will be back to Traverse City.

Each will be driving a pink Jeep Liberty with California license plates and large bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Traverse City alive wins. Good luck to all contestants
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Old March 21st, 2006, 07:51 PM   #2
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Did you come up with that on your own?
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hahaha.. I'm in.. Wheres the keys. This sounds fun
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Northern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Michigan Style."

The contestants will start in Traverse City (at Cubes'), travel over to Kalkaska and on to Grayling. Then they will head north to Gaylord, Mackinaw City, and Sault Ste Marie. From there they will proceed west to Iron Mountain and Copper Harbor. Then they will go south-east to Escanaba and St Ignace, and the final leg will be back to Traverse City.

Each will be driving a pink Jeep Liberty with California license plates and a large bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Traverse City alive wins. Good luck to all contestants
and since every reality show has a nearly identical spin off...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Southeastern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Detroit Style."

The contestants will start in Howell (at Tie Dyed's), travel over to West Bloomfield and on to Troy. Then they will head south to Warren and Ferndale. From there they will travel into the heart of Detroit. Then they will go north-east to Hamtramck, Eastpointe, and Roseville, and the final leg will be back to Howell.

Each will be driving a primer gray Chevy Silverado with Alabama license plates and a large bumper stickers that read: "The south will rise again. I'm a Grand Wizard. The American dream: All of the blacks going back to Africa with a Mexican under each arm, and David Duke in 2008"

The first one that makes it back to Howell...or at least downtown alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.
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and since every reality show has a nearly identical spin off...

Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Southeastern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor - Detroit Style."

The contestants will start in Howell (at Tie Dyed's), travel over to West Bloomfield and on to Troy. Then they will head south to Warren and Ferndale. From there they will travel into the heart of Detroit. Then they will go north-east to Hamtramck, Eastpointe, and Roseville, and the final leg will be back to Howell.

Each will be driving a primer gray Chevy Silverado with Alabama license plates and a large bumper stickers that read: "The south will rise again. I'm a Grand Wizard. The American dream: All of the blacks going back to Africa with a Mexican under each arm, and David Duke in 2008"

The first one that makes it back to Howell...or at least downtown alive wins. Good luck to all contestants.

Haha, don't forget the confederate flag in the rear window!
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Old March 21st, 2006, 08:07 PM   #6
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whoo hooooo to traverse city
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The American Dream is the funniest part of that. Anybody who says they didn't laugh at that is a liar.
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