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Old January 16th, 2008, 12:51 PM   #1
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I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

I got a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Thats it. I'm done!
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Old January 16th, 2008, 12:53 PM   #2
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Are you going to change the oil on the truck before you drive?
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Old January 16th, 2008, 01:45 PM   #3
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will you be driving in OD?
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Old January 16th, 2008, 02:40 PM   #4
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Don't forget your tow/haul mode when pulling a heavy trailer.
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Old January 16th, 2008, 02:51 PM   #5
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Get yourself some Power Cats for the drive.
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i had to read that out loud to figure it out.
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Old January 16th, 2008, 03:07 PM   #7
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Pakistani's drop soup-can turds, too...
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Old January 16th, 2008, 03:14 PM   #8
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Will you have pron magazines in the cab ?

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Old January 16th, 2008, 03:25 PM   #9
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i had to read that out loud to figure it out.
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they forgot to ask if you can drive thought Sand?
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Are you going to change the oil on the truck before you drive?
No there is no use to do that. I believe there is enough mileage on the existing oil.

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will you be driving in OD?
No, 3rd gear has more torque. Constant shifting while carrying that much fuel will only slow me down to my objective. They told me I need to drive real fast.

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Don't forget your tow/haul mode when pulling a heavy trailer.
I looked and could not find the button. Piss on it. I am going to just drive fast like they told me to.

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Get yourself some Power Cats for the drive.
I brought your suggestion to their attention. They said it was a bad idea and something about climbing a wall before they put me on hold.

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Pakistani's drop soup-can turds, too...
So it sounds like they have some work for you there.

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Will you have pron magazines in the cab ?
No, they told me "NO DISTRACTIONS - I MUST FOCUS ON THE OBJECTIVE!"

I dont know what the objective is yet, but they are sending a cell phone and would call me when it was time.
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