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Old March 20th, 2006, 07:37 AM   #1
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Subject: THREE GUYS
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern
and
a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish" says the
Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made
fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

The American engineer asks, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in
or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
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"Redneck Divorce Letter"

Dear Cooter,

Me an Sue Ellen have divorced, the judge gave her the double wide and the pickup.

So, like the court order said, I delivered the truck before 2 O'clock, yesterday afternoon! I took a piccure fer proof that I delivered it... Wanted to make sure she found it when she got home!!!

How's your day going? See ya later,

Your Buddy,
Bubba


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havent seen a joke to go with that pic before thats funny
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