|January 8th, 2008, 05:33 PM||#1|
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Join Date: 12-12-05
Location: Birmingham, AL
Chuck Norris facts
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
|January 8th, 2008, 05:55 PM||#4|
Join Date: 09-12-06
Chuck Norris once ate two 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes doing the waitress.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he'll say, "Two seconds 'til." When you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" He roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
|January 8th, 2008, 06:24 PM||#8|
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Join Date: 03-26-06
Location: Fenton, MI
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
|January 8th, 2008, 08:19 PM||#14|
Mr. Merrill MI
Join Date: 08-19-06
hellen keller's favorite color is chuck norris.
Chuck norris once ate the whole birthday cake before someone could tell him there were strippers inside.
chuck norris refers to the grim reaper as a promising rookie
chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding
chuck norris can believe its not butter
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo
|January 8th, 2008, 10:07 PM||#19|
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Join Date: 11-05-05
Location: The Ile of Grosse
Dinosaurs aren't extinct - they're hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once walked off cancer.
There is no evolution - just species that Chuck Norris allows to live (or not).
When Chuck Norris goes into the ocean, he doesn't get wet - the ocean gets Chuck Norris on it.
This is the Pub. Leave common sense at the door.