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Old November 11th, 2007, 07:38 PM   #1
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A week ago I found a large oval shaped capsule about 5 feet by 2 feet in the field behind my house, while looking for a frisbee I had thrown into the taller grass in the back field that my dog didn't retrieve. It was warm to the touch and was in a six foot deep hole in the ground almost as if it had slammed into the earth. I waited until the sun went down that same day, and tied rope around the capsule and then tied the other end to the winch on the front of my truck and tried to pull it out. It kept on slipping off the capsule because the capsule was perfectly smooth except for a few notches in the side. I tried for about 3 hours before giving up and then frustrated, tired, and covered in dirt I hid the capsule as best I could and went home. The next evening I went to tractor supply and bought about 20 feet of chain and fashioned it into a "chain net". Again, I went out to the field about 3 hours after the sun had set and hooked up my chain net to the winch of my truck. This time I dug around enough of the capsule to get a better hold of it, and ran the net through the notches to hold it. I revved the engine and hit the winch. The capsule didn’t even budge. This surprised me as I have a 1996 Ford with a V8 engine and nine thousand pound winch. Then all of a sudden the chain snapped! I reattatched the chain where it had broken and tried again. I drove my truck around a large tree and anchored it against it. I hit the power to the winch and about 5 seconds later I hear a huge grinding noise, and my winch started bending my front bumper!! I tried alittle more, and sure enough, I smoked the motor on the winch.I At this point I am extremely pissed off and very tired. Chain is not cheap, and losing my 1200.00 winch, I am even more determined to get this sucker out of the ground, and that meant I had to try something else. I went home and thought about what I could do to bring the capsule out of the ground. I know I needed to act fast becase I didnt want anyone to find it. I had already seen a neighbor peering out behind his fence wondering what I was doing out there 1 in the morning. The next day, I called in sick from work and went back to tractor supply and got the heaviest gauge of steel chain they had . I also bought double the length this time so I could double the density of my "net". I went home, and about 5 hours later I had a net that I was happy with. The chain and heavy duty hooks had cost me about 550 dollars and my checking account balance had reached 25 bucks. Becasue my winch was smoked, I decided to attatch the end of the chain to my rear bumper. I tripled the amount of chain between the truck and the capsule, so there was no way it could snap again, however my bumper getting pulled off was a good possibility. I revved up my engine and dropped the transmission into first gear, and floored it. I think I felt the capsule starting to come out, but in reality what was reallly happening was that my rear bumper had started to pull itself off! Ok this was the final straw. I was broke, pissed, and my truck was missing its winch and rear bummper! I called one of my closest and best friends to come and see if he could help me. Before this point I had told no one about my discovery. He came over at 3am and we took flashlights and went over to the hole. The first thing he said was "holy shit", this is either a bomb that some plane has accidenlty dropped, or an alien spacecraft. We both didnt believe it was a bomb because it was too heavy. It had to have been over 5000 pounds to break the chain I had used to get it out. My friend who is a doctor, suddenly got an idea. He ran out to his car and grabbed his stethescope. He placed it against the capsule and I heard him whisper, "oh my god,". I grabbed it from him and listened for myself. I heard little clicking and popping noises coming from within the capsule. We both couldnt believe that this thing had something going on inside of it. We went to my shed to get some tools and started to dig it out. We wanted to find out exactly how big it was. Becasue I live on a hill and its pretty dark and bushy where the capsule was, we could assume that we wouldnt get bothered by anyone after 1 am. we dug for about 4 hours, and just as the sun started to come out, we had figured how large the capsule was, 5 ft, by 2 ft. We then covered the hole with as much brush we could find and no one would be able to tell it was there unless they were looking for it. The next night my friend and I rented a huge 4x4 with dual rear tires, with diesel engine and a maximum towing capacity. This was the meanest, strongest vehicle we could find, at a hefty price of $350.00 per day from a guy who told us he we would have to pay him his insurance deductible and pay him an additional $2000.00 if we damaged the truck . We took the truck along with 50 feet more of chain, along with my truck and drove them into position to pull the capsule out. Ok, we fixed up the chains to the trucks and started to pull. THE GODDAMM THING DID NOT BUDGE ONE INCH! Then I had a brainstorm. Why not use the tree above the capsule in a pulley system? So we decided to do this and looped the extra chain over a thick branch and hooked it down to the chain net that held the capsule. Again we started the trucks and floored both. They just spun their tires . Oh did I mention that my bumper didnt pull off this time? It did bend the hell out of it though. Ok so we have found out that this thing weighs well more than 10,000 pounds. It's surface can be scratched but we cannot cause any type of DEEP scratch. Even when we tried to use a diamond tipped drill bit with a high speed drill, all we could do was scratch the surface. It is non magnetic. It will not stick to a magnet. The sounds coming from inside the capsule have changed. No more pops and clicks. Now it sounds like something is revolving inside of it and making a scraping noise. (Both our trucks combined couldn’t pull the capsule out of the hole, using a total of god only knows how much horsepower.) At this point we are at a crossroads. We have gone to an structural engineer asking if its possible for a 5 by 2 oval space to weigh that much. He said even artificially created super dense nickel steel coudlnt weigh that much in that amount of space. It just wasnt physically possible. His associate who was also present said the same thing. We both left feeling rather confused about where to go next. And this is where we are today. We cant pull the damm thing out of the ground. We are thinking about renting a diesel semi to pull it out with. We dont want to lose this discovery to the government. If you know a way that we can get this damm thing out of the ground and transport it , please let us know. Of course I cannot tell you the location of the capsule or where I live for obvious reasons. I live somewhere near lansing, and that is about all I can reveal. If you know where I can get access to any heavy lifting equipment FOR A CHEAP PRICE please email me. I need to lift about 15,000 pounds and upward. There is solid ground near the capsule and some crushed concrete from a barn entrance I tore down last summer. I need to keep this thing as discreet as possbile. A semi is going to raise a lot of suspicion and we dont want cops and neighbors going over to look at what we are doing. If you are an engineer or scientist, please private message me back with a way to pull this damm thing out of the ground. This isnt a damm joke, or a prank, or some made up story. This is for real, and I need help for real. With the economy right now, my cash flow is pretty low. I do however think this could change my life forever. PLEASE help me. And I am not crazy, I'm 100% legit. I need help, and I need it at a good price. If the offer is right, I may let one person come look at this with me. I WILL NOT let you come look without us meeting a couple times prior as I donot want this to get out to anybody. I was looking through all my email addresses that I saved over the last couple years hoping to find someone who could secretely help me. I came across my great lakes four wheelers account. Hopefully this type of help post is accepted here. thank you for your time.

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Old November 11th, 2007, 07:39 PM   #2
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ina nutshell?

I dont even want to read that
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TeH AliEnS R CumMinG 2 GeT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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its a septic tank off a old rv.
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Old November 11th, 2007, 07:44 PM   #6
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you are crazy for still beign as stupid as you sound, WHY WOULD YOU STILL TRY AND PULL IT OUT ever hear of a escavator for all the money you spent out of pocketalready not including repairs you could have rented a escavator and dug it out and loaded on a trailer all inabout 2 hrs max
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cant budge it huh... what you pullin it with, a s10 extreme?
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Old November 11th, 2007, 07:48 PM   #9
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I dont even want to read that
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Dumm dumm thinks he found a space craft in the ground and so far busted his winch 550 bucks in chains and a rear bumper rented a dully truck for 350 and 900 dollars later he still is talking about renting a semi not a escavator:miff:
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talk to mudypaws he might ba able to tell you wich sifi show it is from
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Dumm dumm thinks he found a space craft in the ground and so far busted his winch 550 bucks in chains and a rear bumper rented a dully truck for 350 and 900 dollars later he still is talking about renting a semi not a escavator:miff:

Cliff Notes, Scramblerman was bored enough to read all that unformatted shit.
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talk to mudypaws he might ba able to tell you wich sifi show it is from
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If this guy would tell people where he is located, Im sure we could go look at the spacecrapt.
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sounds pretty weird.....
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I have 1996 ford 250, and I have plenty of traction where I was trying to pull it out. I did not want this to turn into you guys simply making fun of me, I am just at witts end on where I can find anonymous help to remove something exteremely heavy that is in the ground that cannot be hooked too. The hole is simply covered now with brush so I do not believe anybody will come across it anytime soon. If this question is going to just make issues and everybody is going to simply make fun of me, then please just remove it. I do not need to be made fun of, and I am just asking for help. I debated even submitting this issue because I do not want to attract too much attention to the situation, but I really want to get this object into my garage where I can work on it and hopefully open it and then be able to find out what it is inside. This has been driving me crazy now for a week, and I just need some help. It is pretty hard to sleep at night knowing there is something 200 feet away from me that may be life altering for me. thank you
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that after i read the first 2 lines i skiped to the bottom expecting a joke so then I siad heck with it I will read it as see where it goes:chiefwoohaw:
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I have 1996 ford 250, and I have plenty of traction where I was trying to pull it out. I did not want this to turn into you guys simply making fun of me, I am just at witts end on where I can find anonymous help to remove something exteremely heavy that is in the ground that cannot be hooked too. The hole is simply covered now with brush so I do not believe anybody will come across it anytime soon. If this question is going to just make issues and everybody is going to simply make fun of me, then please just remove it. I do not need to be made fun of, and I am just asking for help. I debated even submitting this issue because I do not want to attract too much attention to the situation, but I really want to get this object into my garage where I can work on it and hopefully open it and then be able to find out what it is inside. This has been driving me crazy now for a week, and I just need some help. It is pretty hard to sleep at night knowing there is something 200 feet away from me that may be life altering for me. thank you

if you are near ann arbor I will help.

as long as you dont try to touch meb alls.

what if this thing goes boom when you open it?
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A week ago I found a large oval shaped capsule about 5 feet by 2 feet in the field behind my house, while looking for a frisbee I had thrown into the taller grass in the back field that my dog didn't retrieve.

It was warm to the touch and was in a six foot deep hole in the ground almost as if it had slammed into the earth. I waited until the sun went down that same day, and tied rope around the capsule and then tied the other end to the winch on the front of my truck and tried to pull it out. It kept on slipping off the capsule because the capsule was perfectly smooth except for a few notches in the side. I tried for about 3 hours before giving up and then frustrated, tired, and covered in dirt I hid the capsule as best I could and went home.

The next evening I went to tractor supply and bought about 20 feet of chain and fashioned it into a "chain net". Again, I went out to the field about 3 hours after the sun had set and hooked up my chain net to the winch of my truck. This time I dug around enough of the capsule to get a better hold of it, and ran the net through the notches to hold it. I revved the engine and hit the winch. The capsule didnít even budge. This surprised me as I have a 1996 Ford with a V8 engine and nine thousand pound winch. Then all of a sudden the chain snapped! I reattatched the chain where it had broken and tried again. I drove my truck around a large tree and anchored it against it. I hit the power to the winch and about 5 seconds later I hear a huge grinding noise, and my winch started bending my front bumper!! I tried alittle more, and sure enough, I smoked the motor on the winch.I At this point I am extremely pissed off and very tired. Chain is not cheap, and losing my 1200.00 winch, I am even more determined to get this sucker out of the ground, and that meant I had to try something else.

I went home and thought about what I could do to bring the capsule out of the ground. I know I needed to act fast becase I didnt want anyone to find it. I had already seen a neighbor peering out behind his fence wondering what I was doing out there 1 in the morning. The next day, I called in sick from work and went back to tractor supply and got the heaviest gauge of steel chain they had . I also bought double the length this time so I could double the density of my "net". I went home, and about 5 hours later I had a net that I was happy with. The chain and heavy duty hooks had cost me about 550 dollars and my checking account balance had reached 25 bucks. Becasue my winch was smoked, I decided to attatch the end of the chain to my rear bumper. I tripled the amount of chain between the truck and the capsule, so there was no way it could snap again, however my bumper getting pulled off was a good possibility. I revved up my engine and dropped the transmission into first gear, and floored it. I think I felt the capsule starting to come out, but in reality what was reallly happening was that my rear bumper had started to pull itself off! Ok this was the final straw. I was broke, pissed, and my truck was missing its winch and rear bummper!

I called one of my closest and best friends to come and see if he could help me. Before this point I had told no one about my discovery. He came over at 3am and we took flashlights and went over to the hole. The first thing he said was "holy shit", this is either a bomb that some plane has accidenlty dropped, or an alien spacecraft. We both didnt believe it was a bomb because it was too heavy. It had to have been over 5000 pounds to break the chain I had used to get it out. My friend who is a doctor, suddenly got an idea. He ran out to his car and grabbed his stethescope. He placed it against the capsule and I heard him whisper, "oh my god,". I grabbed it from him and listened for myself. I heard little clicking and popping noises coming from within the capsule. We both couldnt believe that this thing had something going on inside of it.

We went to my shed to get some tools and started to dig it out. We wanted to find out exactly how big it was. Becasue I live on a hill and its pretty dark and bushy where the capsule was, we could assume that we wouldnt get bothered by anyone after 1 am. we dug for about 4 hours, and just as the sun started to come out, we had figured how large the capsule was, 5 ft, by 2 ft. We then covered the hole with as much brush we could find and no one would be able to tell it was there unless they were looking for it. The next night my friend and I rented a huge 4x4 with dual rear tires, with diesel engine and a maximum towing capacity. This was the meanest, strongest vehicle we could find, at a hefty price of $350.00 per day from a guy who told us he we would have to pay him his insurance deductible and pay him an additional $2000.00 if we damaged the truck . We took the truck along with 50 feet more of chain, along with my truck and drove them into position to pull the capsule out. Ok, we fixed up the chains to the trucks and started to pull. THE GODDAMM THING DID NOT BUDGE ONE INCH! Then I had a brainstorm. Why not use the tree above the capsule in a pulley system? So we decided to do this and looped the extra chain over a thick branch and hooked it down to the chain net that held the capsule. Again we started the trucks and floored both. They just spun their tires . Oh did I mention that my bumper didnt pull off this time? It did bend the hell out of it though.

Ok so we have found out that this thing weighs well more than 10,000 pounds. It's surface can be scratched but we cannot cause any type of DEEP scratch. Even when we tried to use a diamond tipped drill bit with a high speed drill, all we could do was scratch the surface. It is non magnetic. It will not stick to a magnet. The sounds coming from inside the capsule have changed. No more pops and clicks. Now it sounds like something is revolving inside of it and making a scraping noise. (Both our trucks combined couldnít pull the capsule out of the hole, using a total of god only knows how much horsepower.)

At this point we are at a crossroads. We have gone to an structural engineer asking if its possible for a 5 by 2 oval space to weigh that much. He said even artificially created super dense nickel steel coudlnt weigh that much in that amount of space. It just wasnt physically possible. His associate who was also present said the same thing. We both left feeling rather confused about where to go next. And this is where we are today. We cant pull the damm thing out of the ground. We are thinking about renting a diesel semi to pull it out with.

We dont want to lose this discovery to the government. If you know a way that we can get this damm thing out of the ground and transport it , please let us know. Of course I cannot tell you the location of the capsule or where I live for obvious reasons. I live somewhere near lansing, and that is about all I can reveal. If you know where I can get access to any heavy lifting equipment FOR A CHEAP PRICE please email me. I need to lift about 15,000 pounds and upward. There is solid ground near the capsule and some crushed concrete from a barn entrance I tore down last summer. I need to keep this thing as discreet as possbile. A semi is going to raise a lot of suspicion and we dont want cops and neighbors going over to look at what we are doing. If you are an engineer or scientist, please private message me back with a way to pull this damm thing out of the ground.

This isnt a damm joke, or a prank, or some made up story. This is for real, and I need help for real. With the economy right now, my cash flow is pretty low. I do however think this could change my life forever. PLEASE help me. And I am not crazy, I'm 100% legit. I need help, and I need it at a good price. If the offer is right, I may let one person come look at this with me. I WILL NOT let you come look without us meeting a couple times prior as I donot want this to get out to anybody. I was looking through all my email addresses that I saved over the last couple years hoping to find someone who could secretely help me. I came across my great lakes four wheelers account. Hopefully this type of help post is accepted here. thank you for your time.

Interesting. Sorry I can't help but good luck!!
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