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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:20 PM   #1
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:21 PM   #2
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:22 PM   #3
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:23 PM   #4
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no contest.

btw, wrong forum


stop shoving religion down my throat
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:25 PM   #5
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stop shoving religion down my throat
but but, there's a whole in your hand that needs filling.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:26 PM   #6
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He didn't smite me when I was hitting his lady Mary Magdalene.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:27 PM   #7
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Jesus had a penis...remember that!
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:27 PM   #8
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awwww, did someone just read The da Vinci Code?
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:31 PM   #9
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awwww, did someone just read The da Vinci Code?
I tried to read that shit once... I got about a chapter in before I had to put it down... it sucked hard.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:32 PM   #10
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Dan Brown is an idiot. I feel bad when people believe his moronic thoughts.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:33 PM   #11
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awwww, did someone just read The da Vinci Code?
I wrote it... it's a true story.

Well I left out most of the gay apostle sex... gross.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:33 PM   #12
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:34 PM   #13
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he may be an idiot, but if you dig into some of the sources he used for his fiction you'd start asking more questions about the faith.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:34 PM   #14
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Hmmm...... this makes sense now...
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:36 PM   #15
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I wrote it... it's a true story.
I agree with satan on this one.

Hey beelzebub, or Bub if ya don't mind. Remember when Jesus rebuked you after fastring for 40 days? Remember when he owned you hardKore on the cross? If I were you Bub, I wouldn't push Jesus around, he'll temple whip ya.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:38 PM   #17
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I agree with satan on this one.

Hey beelzebub, or Bub if ya don't mind. Remember when Jesus rebuked you after fastring for 40 days? Remember when he owned you hardKore on the cross? If I were you Bub, I wouldn't push Jesus around, he'll temple whip ya.
He was always trying to show me up. What you don't know is how bad he sucked at poker... and talking to the ladies. His dad always had prime hotties on each arm though.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:40 PM   #18
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I didn't think that picture was showing up so I deleted the post. :tonka:
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:41 PM   #19
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I didn't think that picture was showing up so I deleted the post. :tonka:
it took forever to load.

i'm not saying the da vinci was true by any means. i'm just saying there's alot of omitted history from the bible.
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Old August 27th, 2007, 01:41 PM   #20
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