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Old August 27th, 2007, 07:46 AM   #1
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How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a light bulb?

The answer is seven:

* One to deny that a light bulb needs to be replaced.

* One to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb.

* One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb.

* One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs.

* One to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay Halliburton one million dollars for each light bulb.

* One to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag.

* And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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haha, i like this one:



-What about the one that shreds the documents talking about the ways to not to change the lightbulb, or the one who outs an undercover electrician to Tim Russert?
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OMGZZZ!!!11! Another joke about the prezident!1!! OMGZZ!!1! It's da funnay!!1!1!
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I liked it. I think humor is funny regardless of what party it's about so . . .
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I didn't hear/ read anything. You must be going senile Tim.


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I liked it. I think humor is funny regardless of what party it's about so . . .
I do to, just dont like the turd that posted, or didnt post, or whatever might or might not have happened.
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