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Old February 24th, 2006, 07:28 PM   #21
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Do you happen to remember the pick-up line I made up for you at the bar?? (I sure don't, but it may work, try it! )
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Old February 24th, 2006, 07:33 PM   #22
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Single Mom, Dad has custody=SLUT. Easy pickins. I'll bet she's ready to do some lines. Ask and you'll see her eyes light up.

I know these things. I'm a bigger tramp than just about anybody out there. AND I know the single mom scene. They are just about easier than the younger girls (18-24). Not all single moms, but a lot of them.

Your much more likely to score tail with this broad pounding beers, and asking for a ride home from the airport, than trying to be a gentlemen.

I KNOW MY SHIT.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 08:21 PM   #23
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I have to bite my tounge on the MILF thing.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 09:06 PM   #24
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mmmmm ok... Milwaukee airport you say.....

mmm I fly out of Milwaukee.... should have gotten her number for me
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Old February 24th, 2006, 09:50 PM   #25
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you have needed emergency help all your life.........:miff: :miff:
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Old February 24th, 2006, 10:34 PM   #26
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Single Mom, Dad has custody=SLUT. Easy pickins. I'll bet she's ready to do some lines. Ask and you'll see her eyes light up.

I know these things. I'm a bigger tramp than just about anybody out there. AND I know the single mom scene. They are just about easier than the younger girls (18-24). Not all single moms, but a lot of them.

Your much more likely to score tail with this broad pounding beers, and asking for a ride home from the airport, than trying to be a gentlemen.

I KNOW MY SHIT.
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Old February 25th, 2006, 12:09 AM   #27
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Single Mom, Dad has custody=SLUT. Easy pickins. I'll bet she's ready to do some lines. Ask and you'll see her eyes light up.

I know these things. I'm a bigger tramp than just about anybody out there. AND I know the single mom scene. They are just about easier than the younger girls (18-24). Not all single moms, but a lot of them.

Your much more likely to score tail with this broad pounding beers, and asking for a ride home from the airport, than trying to be a gentlemen.

I KNOW MY SHIT.
A real fuckin charmer, eh?

eat a bowl of dicks.
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Old February 25th, 2006, 03:33 AM   #28
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Hey, at least I go after hard to get things, unlike you scooping up every single mother you can find.



By hard to get do you mean girls that have curfews or girls that like tractors?

I wish I was ther that chick would of been on me like white on rice I only seem to attract single mothers..dont know why , but thats the way the cookie crumbles
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Old February 25th, 2006, 06:22 AM   #29
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A real fuckin charmer, eh?

eat a bowl of dicks.
As far as being a charmer, well, whatever. It was funny.

as far as eating a bowl of dicks, I've never heard anything like that before.
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Old February 25th, 2006, 12:11 PM   #30
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By hard to get do you mean girls that have curfews or girls that like tractors?

I wish I was ther that chick would of been on me like white on rice I only seem to attract single mothers..dont know why , but thats the way the cookie crumbles

someone mention cookies?
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