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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:21 PM   #1
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Default I need emergency help. nevermind, mission aborted.

ok, I'm sitting in the terminal in milwaukee right now.

I'm at gate e-66.

There are about 120 open seats around me, and this cute girl choose to sit two seats away from me, and put all her shit in the middle seat between us..

I figure I will say to her whatever you guys tell me to.

go.

no words have been exhanged yet.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:23 PM   #2
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ask her if she wants to have sex on the plane with you
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:24 PM   #3
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With all these open seats, why was it that you chose that one?

or

Do you fuk on the first date?
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:25 PM   #4
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ask her if she wants to have sex on the plane with you
I can't open like that.

come on.

I see why you haven't been laid in 12 years.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:26 PM   #5
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Hello < so simple so effective .:gman:

ya im a hopless romantic but it pays no dividens
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:28 PM   #6
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Hello < so simple so effective .:gman:

ya im a hopless romantic but it pays no dividens

hahahaha

Ok, now we got something.

I said Hi, and she said "hey"

I said just a minute, I need to find out what to say next.

she laughed.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:31 PM   #7
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See where she is headed...
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:33 PM   #8
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See where she is headed...

Detroit.

:tonka:

She lives in bloomfield hills.

and she is here visiting her kid who her ex boyfriend has custody.

hotness = 0
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:34 PM   #9
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Tell her you like Hummers........ Long pause........................................and Jeeps
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:35 PM   #10
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you might as well find out if she is going to be on the plane with you for the ride home. who know it could be some one new for the club. see if she like trail riding or the out doors.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:37 PM   #11
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ready made family..hmmm.
sounds tricky but she doesn't have to hire a baby sitter
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:39 PM   #12
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Sounds like a party girl to me!


Mile High CLUB!
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:52 PM   #13
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I can't open like that.

come on.

I see why you haven't been laid in 12 years.
God I hope for sake that isn't true.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:56 PM   #14
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DAD HAS CUSTODY. :miff:


Are you afraid of it being blown-out or something? :tonka:
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Old February 24th, 2006, 05:58 PM   #15
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DAD HAS CUSTODY. :miff:


Are you afraid of it being blown-out or something? :tonka:

Hey, at least I go after hard to get things, unlike you scooping up every single mother you can find.

:miff: always dropping your "war vetern" lines

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Old February 24th, 2006, 06:09 PM   #16
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For the record, I have never tried the Veteran line on anybody.

Cockblocker.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 07:18 PM   #17
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On the upside....she's proven breeding stock.
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Old February 24th, 2006, 07:36 PM   #18
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I can't open like that.

come on.

I see why you haven't been laid in 12 years.
it's only been 11 :miff:


not really, much less then that
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Old February 24th, 2006, 08:21 PM   #19
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it's only been 11 :miff:


not really, much less then that
what 10 1/2:tonka:
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Old February 24th, 2006, 08:25 PM   #20
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