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Old February 16th, 2006, 12:10 PM   #1
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I wont go back any but heres an update

Yesterday she ended up doing exactly 600 units. We were baffled for a little while untill we found a hole. She figured out how to run a report to find out how many lines she was doing in a day. She did over 60% of those units in 3 hours thus leaving herself large gaps of time to dick around.

Last night we shored up that hole in the software denying her access. She can still run a report but the outcome is 0. :tonka: :tonka:

So today when she tried to run the report she marched into the boss's office saying how if she couldnt do the report then she wouldnt be able to pace herself through-out the day. "well....if you gave it 100% you wouldnt need to pace yourself at all" and she was sent on her way.

So me being the nice guy I am.....ran the report broken down per hour

7-8 = 40
8-9 = 29
9-10 = 60
10-11 = 73
11-12 = 112
12 - 1 = 39

For a total of 353 overall. Its now 1pm and lets see if she can round the quota, which I might add is hardly a quota, of 500.

My guess is she wont get close since she cant see how many she has done.


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Old February 16th, 2006, 12:15 PM   #2
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you guys are dicks :tonka: that is hilarious I hope she gets canned :tonka:

I guess I am a dick too
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Seriously i have never been in a position in which i was monitored at work .

Start with monitoring a person in my world pretty much means the boss says , Hey get your ass to work , your not on vacation here .

IM as high tech as a wooden phone pole
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can I get a link to V1.0?
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I wont go back any but heres an update

Yesterday she ended up doing exactly 600 units. We were baffled for a little while untill we found a hole. She figured out how to run a report to find out how many lines she was doing in a day. She did over 60% of those units in 3 hours thus leaving herself large gaps of time to dick around.

Last night we shored up that hole in the software denying her access. She can still run a report but the outcome is 0. :tonka: :tonka:

So today when she tried to run the report she marched into the boss's office saying how if she couldnt do the report then she wouldnt be able to pace herself through-out the day. "well....if you gave it 100% you wouldnt need to pace yourself at all" and she was sent on her way.

So me being the nice guy I am.....ran the report broken down per hour

7-8 = 40
8-9 = 29
9-10 = 60
10-11 = 73
11-12 = 112
12 - 1 = 39

For a total of 353 overall. Its now 1pm and lets see if she can round the quota, which I might add is hardly a quota, of 500.

My guess is she wont get close since she cant see how many she has done.


FUCKING WORTHLESS ASS GHETTO IGNORANT PEOPLE
Back in the early 90's a guy and myself were put on a project to install new pc's at various Ford buildings. This involved backing data up, swapping pc's, and restoring data. A typical day would result in us getting 30+ units down each. We'd finish a building and move on to the next. We got to another building where we were joined with 6 more people. My bud and I were given units in one area to do and the other folks were spread out in other areas. At the end of the week the other 6 folk came up to my bud and I and were bitching a fit at us for working too fast and making them look bad. Apparently they were given 4 hours per pc swap, thus achieving 2-3 pc's done EACH every day. Thats 12-18 units completed by 6 people in a day to my buddy and mine's 60-70.
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Ever heard of the Hawthorne theroy? In short: The "Hawthorne Effect" is the name given to the 112% increase in output by workers who perceive that they are being studied somehow. Mayo and his good-looking male research assistants let the almost all-female group of workers at the Hawthorne plant think they were studying the effects of lighting on productivity. They found that output increased even when the lighting levels were decreased, even when salaries were adjusted downward, and even when worker complaints were ignored. By a process of elimination, the only explanation left was the attention Mayo and his assistants were paying to the workers.
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Seriously i have never been in a position in which i was monitored at work .

Start with monitoring a person in my world pretty much means the boss says , Hey get your ass to work , your not on vacation here .

IM as high tech as a wooden phone pole
See heres where technology shines.

I can go back and look at any day between her first day on 8/30/05 when she first logged into the system at 1:31:40 and today. Everything is there.

Shes done 42729 units as of right now.

Shes just like you. She didnt realize that we could moniter it like such. She actually said to the boss she didnt like to feel like she was watched. :tonka: :tonka: Tough shit.
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you guys are dicks :tonka: that is hilarious I hope she gets canned :tonka:

I guess I am a dick too
I left out the part where the marketing guy placed a bet that she would walk out after her written warning......he lost.













then again I did too.
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Back in the early 90's a guy and myself were put on a project to install new pc's at various Ford buildings. This involved backing data up, swapping pc's, and restoring data. A typical day would result in us getting 30+ units down each. We'd finish a building and move on to the next. We got to another building where we were joined with 6 more people. My bud and I were given units in one area to do and the other folks were spread out in other areas. At the end of the week the other 6 folk came up to my bud and I and were bitching a fit at us for working too fast and making them look bad. Apparently they were given 4 hours per pc swap, thus achieving 2-3 pc's done EACH every day. Thats 12-18 units completed by 6 people in a day to my buddy and mine's 60-70.
Theres another girl here. She does lines as one of her "minor" functions. Her "major" functions on the slowest of days take 6 hours. Consistently she'll put down 400 units a day. When shes on hold or waiting for a fax or etc shes punching lines in or doing something else. I wish we could clone her.
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Ever heard of the Hawthorne theroy? In short: The "Hawthorne Effect" is the name given to the 112% increase in output by workers who perceive that they are being studied somehow. Mayo and his good-looking male research assistants let the almost all-female group of workers at the Hawthorne plant think they were studying the effects of lighting on productivity. They found that output increased even when the lighting levels were decreased, even when salaries were adjusted downward, and even when worker complaints were ignored. By a process of elimination, the only explanation left was the attention Mayo and his assistants were paying to the workers.


There are pieces of IT software that allow you to view/controll a persons computer when they are working on it. I'd hate to have to babysit like that. Sit there and watch them doing nothing. uck.
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can I get a link to V1.0?
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O the cunts fucking dead.

She changed somethings I did to make it appear as if I was doing them wrong.

Sorry, the Log doesnt lie. Your userID changed it last.
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HAHA


I love this story


Nuke all of her shit and get her black ass fired
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Wow, just read v1.0 and can't belive she still has a job!!
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I took a note of their log locations. I corrected the problems. It took be about 5 minutes to fix. From the log times it took her 45 minutes to figure it out.

I'll just put it away in a mental file. I can always go back to it.
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I took a note of their log locations. I corrected the problems. It took be about 5 minutes to fix. From the log times it took her 45 minutes to figure it out.

I'll just put it away in a mental file. I can always go back to it.

Start "black" mailing her


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But then the black leaders would call it black on black crime. Wes tryings to take da crime and make it not black on black.

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