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Old June 21st, 2007, 08:51 AM   #1
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Old June 21st, 2007, 09:10 AM   #2
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I thought he was black?
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Old June 21st, 2007, 09:12 AM   #3
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I thought he was hiding behind the couch or somethin.
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Old June 21st, 2007, 09:34 AM   #4
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I thought he was hiding behind the couch or somethin.
Yep, him and mary were scrumping, but once we found them, they stopped, and then jesus walked into that tree.
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Old June 21st, 2007, 10:48 AM   #5
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Just proves you can't hide forever


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Old June 21st, 2007, 10:53 AM   #6
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why does the savior have to be a tree hugger?
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:21 AM   #7
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why does the savior have to be a tree hugger?
easy, he made the tree!
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:29 AM   #8
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easy, he made the tree!
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So he also makes the trees that fall over during hurricanes that he also made, that kills innocent mothers and babies?
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:35 AM   #9
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dang it, i'm trapped!
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:50 AM   #10
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dang it, i'm trapped!
Thats not the Dave Kerwin I know and love!
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Old June 21st, 2007, 11:53 AM   #11
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you know someones gonna cut that down and sell it on ebay
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Old June 21st, 2007, 12:39 PM   #12
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So he also makes the trees that fall over during hurricanes that he also made, that kills innocent mothers and babies?
No, God told them to leave before the hurricane hit and they refused, so they reaped what they sowed.




There, that is better.
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Old June 21st, 2007, 01:54 PM   #13
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No, God told them to leave before the hurricane hit and they refused, so they reaped what they sowed.




There, that is better.
If some dude appeared in my bedroom and told me to leave because a hurricane was coming, I would probably shoot him.
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Old June 21st, 2007, 01:57 PM   #14
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If some dude appeared in my bedroom and told me to leave because a hurricane was coming, I would probably shoot him.
But what if it was Jesus?
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Old June 21st, 2007, 01:58 PM   #15
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what if he was talking about hurricane carter coming to kick your ass
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Old June 21st, 2007, 02:00 PM   #16
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how did he get out of my basement??
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what if he was talking about hurricane CHARTER coming to kick your ass
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Old June 21st, 2007, 03:18 PM   #19
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If some dude appeared in my bedroom and told me to leave because a hurricane was coming, I would probably shoot him.
what if it was this guy?

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Old June 21st, 2007, 03:27 PM   #20
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i think the king should be the pope...
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