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Old May 16th, 2007, 09:03 AM   #1
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Two whales, a male and a female, were swimming side by side in the ocean.
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> Suddenly, the male whale spots a ship in the distance. He recognizes it as
> the whaling ship that killed his father.
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> Filled with anger, he says to his female companion, "That's the ship that
> killed my father! Let's swim closer!"
>
> When they were close enough, the male said, "Why don't we swim under the
> ship and blow air through our blow holes and break the ship into a million
> pieces? That will be sweet revenge." And the female agreed to this.
> So they each took a deep breath of air, swam under the ship, and blew
> enormous amounts of air under the ship. The ship flew into the air and
> crashed back to the sea and broke into a million pieces.
> The pair of whales started to swim off when they realized that the sailors
> were not dead, but clinging to pieces of wood and floating in the ocean.
> The male whale was furious and said to the female whale, "They're still
> alive, but I've got another idea. Let's swim around and gulp up all the
> sailors!"
> That's when the female stopped swimming, looked at the male and said, "Oh
> no... I agreed to the blow job but I'm NOT swallowing the seamen."
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Old May 16th, 2007, 09:05 AM   #2
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don't even try to recover from the tragedy that was your last post.
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Old May 16th, 2007, 09:07 AM   #3
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I dont have a husband anymore...
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Old May 16th, 2007, 09:07 AM   #4
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you had a husband?




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