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Old April 25th, 2007, 11:17 PM   #1
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GWB dancinig wiith african people. Ypourube it. its fantastic.


Also, cheryl crow says that we should only use 1 square of Toilet paper to stop global warming Thoughts?

Ithink its possible, but it requres very carefuls positioning, and skillage. Illstick with my 24" of TP
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Old April 25th, 2007, 11:22 PM   #2
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pffft id like to c her use 1 square..lol
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Old April 25th, 2007, 11:31 PM   #3
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I would NTO like to wathc that.
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Old April 25th, 2007, 11:36 PM   #4
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my fat butt surely needs more than one square to clean.

but if it works for her, i just don't want to know
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Old April 26th, 2007, 06:19 AM   #5
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I think Lance dumped her because she was streaking her skivvies.
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Old May 8th, 2007, 11:24 AM   #6
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I have been using 1 square per day for a week now.

Hopefully I saved a tree, because my butt itches
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Old May 8th, 2007, 11:31 AM   #7
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GWB dancinig wiith african people. Ypourube it. its fantastic.


Also, cheryl crow says that we should only use 1 square of Toilet paper to stop global warming Thoughts?

Ithink its possible, but it requres very carefuls positioning, and skillage. Illstick with my 24" of TP
Didn't Drew and Mike say that other counties that use the baday or something like that, say that Americans are gross because if you got shit on your arm you wouldn't just take a napkin and wipe it off, you'd wash your arm? I guess that's better than some counties that just bend over when they're done and let the fly's do the rest!
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counties or countries?
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Didn't Drew and Mike say that other counties that use the baday or something like that, say that Americans are gross because if you got shit on your arm you wouldn't just take a napkin and wipe it off, you'd wash your arm? I guess that's better than some counties that just bend over when they're done and let the fly's do the rest!
ever wonder why arabs don't shake hands?

Ever been in gas station without a public bathroom, and talked your way into their private one? Theres never tp.

They use their hand and then they wash it. And they always use thier left hand
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I hate bathrooms. I use too much toilet paper all the time Mike thinks. He said I am afraid to touch myself. Then I wash my hands. :miff:
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Old May 8th, 2007, 08:06 PM   #12
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ever wonder why arabs don't shake hands?

Ever been in gas station without a public bathroom, and talked your way into their private one? Theres never tp.

They use their hand and then they wash it. And they always use thier left hand
As the resident expert of international ass hygiene practices, can you explain the function of the mini-shower head installed next to the toilet in Arab bathrooms?
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As the resident expert of international ass hygiene practices, can you explain the function of the mini-shower head installed next to the toilet in Arab bathrooms?
they had those some places in Indonesia also. Never quite figured out how to use it without getting your pants wet, unless you completely undress.
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I hate bathrooms. I use too much toilet paper all the time Mike thinks. He said I am afraid to touch myself. Then I wash my hands. :miff:
Yer not afraid to touch yourself...I have pics to prove it. :tona:
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they had those some places in Indonesia also. Never quite figured out how to use it without getting your pants wet, unless you completely undress.
Actually, it's for washing your feet.
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As the resident expert of international ass hygiene practices, can you explain the function of the mini-shower head installed next to the toilet in Arab bathrooms?

I've never shat in an arab bathroom outside of this country.

I did however work on gas pumps for 5 years, so I've seen my share of arab bathrooms.
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Old May 9th, 2007, 10:48 PM   #18
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do it like the japs, one square piece, then stick middle finger through the middle of the square...and well you get the idea.
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