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Old April 18th, 2007, 08:08 AM   #1
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Why does jesus hate his followers?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 09:00 AM   #2
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Because they thought that they could buy forgiveness of sins.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 10:47 AM   #3
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"buy"?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 10:57 AM   #4
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yeah, earn forgiveness via physical sacrifice.

that was already done, payment has already been made.

therefore, rabies.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 11:02 AM   #5
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rabies an act of god.... hmm..

flagellates may be out of their mind, but who are you to judge how they are to practice their religion how they see fit?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 11:58 AM   #6
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I am not serious about the rabies thing, that was for comic relief.

They can whip themselves if they want, but do they realize the payment has already been paid? That is the equivalent of working overtime at your job when you are not asked and do not get paid. Sure, go for it, but why?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 12:15 PM   #7
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Dave, do you whip your wife?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 12:18 PM   #8
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Dave, do you whip your wife?
No, she is already forgiven by the blood of Christ. No futher blood shed is necessary.

Thanks for asking though.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 12:49 PM   #9
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What if she requests it?

Mine does.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 12:50 PM   #10
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what if i have my wife whip me? or step on my balls while calling me nancy?
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Old April 18th, 2007, 01:00 PM   #11
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Didn't you get the TPS report?

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Old April 18th, 2007, 01:03 PM   #12
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What if she requests it?

Mine does.
you own a real whip?

if she's askin', you best be providin'
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Old April 18th, 2007, 01:04 PM   #13
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what if i have my wife whip me? or step on my balls while calling me nancy?
Is that before or after using the love pump? Makes a difference.
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Old April 18th, 2007, 01:17 PM   #14
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Is that before or after using the love pump? Makes a difference.
before of course, cant use the love pump if she dosnt prime it first.






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found some old photos.... sweet jeep!

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Dave, did you really say this?

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haha Rick breaking out the old Wrench Fest pics LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old April 19th, 2007, 12:13 PM   #19
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Dave, did you really say this?

I sold it to buy her an engagement ring, never got that far

Note: gold d-rings, hahaha
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