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Old April 1st, 2007, 07:32 PM   #1
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Republican, Redneck or Democrat?? Here is a little test that will help you decide.You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock G36, and you are an expert shot.You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?What does my wife think? What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife outof His Hand?
What does the law say about this situation?Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing!I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer: BANG!
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Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click ...
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the WinchesterSilver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the taxidermist!"

hahaha, my-mom sent that to me
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 06:32 AM   #2
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Disclaimer. the above post does not in any way reflect on the feelings or opinions of the poster. he is very sorry if it offends you or your political group.

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Old April 2nd, 2007, 05:59 PM   #3
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as a gun carrieing dem. please come at me with a knife so we can test your theory
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as a gun carrieing dem. please come at me with a knife so we can test your theory
I will help you get him to the taxidermist.
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 06:17 PM   #5
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as a gun carrieing dem. please come at me with a knife so we can test your theory
since your already a hypocrite, i know what will happen. and i dont want to wait for a day you are not protesting the fur trade or marching for gay rights.
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since your already a hypocrite, i know what will happen. and i dont want to wait for a day you are not protesting the fur trade or marching for gay rights.
im a hypocrite for not fitting into your brain washed preception of what a dem is?
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 06:44 PM   #7
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dude, lay off the free range wheat sprouts. one, i didn't write it myself, 2 i don't care how you vote as long as you don't preach to me your ideals and are a ok guy. learn to take a joke.
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dude, lay off the free range wheat sprouts. one, i didn't write it myself, 2 i don't care how you vote as long as you don't preach to me your ideals and are a ok guy. learn to take a joke.
as you have been here a short while and dont know me as well as manny here do my advice to you is be funny
so far your jokes have been of the im a "jerkoff with nothing to say" type
thats my job
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your jokes seem to be in rather poor taste as of late... But I would be the redneck - the family, 2 in the chest one in the head tactical reload.
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thats one thing we deal with when we type. tone and inflection just do not come across in a post.
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 07:13 PM   #11
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oh come one, i know some of you got your thongs wedged in you crack over this.
I don't think tone and inflection would do anything for you here, you were just trying to piss someone off and you seem to be good at it.
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maybe you are just oversensitive, you seem to get your panties wedged halfway to you throat at half the things i say.
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you'll be voted off soon enough
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A redneck wouldn't carry a Glock.
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 07:50 PM   #16
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Nope we carry GUAGES down here.............................
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 07:51 PM   #17
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Old April 2nd, 2007, 07:53 PM   #18
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whats wrong with glocks? but your right if i was carrying it have to be my 3" 12 mag!
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I carry a Kahr... close enough to a Glock, has a roller cam trigger rather than a sheer.

and as far as me having my "panties in a bunch" I'm though and though republican, but you more ass than any democrat.

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Old April 3rd, 2007, 09:26 AM   #20
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yup we carry 30yougth6 in my truck ready at any minte if i have to be
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