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Old March 8th, 2007, 04:51 PM   #1
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Faluijiah when they came upon

an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the

road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men,

the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the

highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw

each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag, and he

yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal

democrat drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-

spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck
hit us"
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Old March 8th, 2007, 10:04 PM   #2
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well, when are you going to post something funny?
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well, when are you going to post something funny?
It got a chuckle out of me
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well, when are you going to post something funny?
When are you going to get a sense of humor? Or does your humor only lean one way?
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Although the truck that hit him was probably a US humvee
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its just not that funny... kind of like the half hour news hour, their comedy is just bashing liberals...its not that funny.

you could replace the line about hillary clinton with George Bush or some other conservative, it still wouldn't be funny to me.
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its just not that funny... kind of like the half hour news hour, their comedy is just bashing liberals...its not that funny.

you could replace the line about hillary clinton with George Bush or some other conservative, it still wouldn't be funny to me.
It would'nt be funny because W isnt a lesbian and Hillary is. And good 'ol Teddy IS a drunk murderer that leaves women drowning in a lake. See, you dont get the joke.
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I think this is kind of funny and true.
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