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Old March 7th, 2007, 06:48 AM   #1
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Old March 7th, 2007, 06:55 AM   #2
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Old March 7th, 2007, 07:02 AM   #3
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Old March 7th, 2007, 07:26 AM   #4
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Shouldn't this be under vendor area? :tonka:
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but who looks at the vendor section all day?
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atleast when you are using c-rings and stuff you do unless you are into that pain thing
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Old March 7th, 2007, 08:19 AM   #7
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but who looks at the vendor section all day?
I do.


I don't know that this thread should be in the Vendor's Forum, but I think that Wakebabe qualifies to have a thread there if she wants to make one to advertise herself as a distributor of these fine products. :tonka: She can post her entire inventory in a thread there.

This thread would probably do well in "Parts For Sale". Lots of exposure there.
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Old March 7th, 2007, 08:22 AM   #8
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This past Valentine's day my partner bought Great Head and Booty Ease at the recomendation of a friend. After my soldier was at full attention she liberally applied my genitals with, what she thought was, Great Head. In reality, it was Booty Ease. My twig and berries have been flacid and numb since the event. I can only maintain an erection of I shove a road flare up my ass. Is there an antidote for this or should I see a doctor- for the flacid and numbess not the road flare thing.
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Just had to for you guys, Booty Eaze is a numbing gel with higher amounts of benzocain than is sold over the counter. And is applied a few minutes before anal play to the outside of the anus and numbs the area to make anal play more pleasurable. This product can also be used on teething children to sooth the pain of incoming teeth.
Uh oh, I think your encroaching on our other spokesman's turf.


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I don't know that this thread should be in the Vendor's Forum, but I think that Wakebabe qualifies to have a thread there if she wants to make one to advertise herself as a distributor of these fine products. :tonka: She can post her entire inventory in a thread there.

This thread would probably do well in "Parts For Sale". Lots of exposure there.
so pretty much you are saying wakebabe gets what she wants
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Old March 7th, 2007, 09:22 AM   #11
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I will be $1,000 worth of stuff from you if you demonstrate on me the proper way to use the items
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Old March 7th, 2007, 09:28 AM   #12
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so pretty much you are saying wakebabe gets what she wants
We can talk about that later. :tonka:
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"This product can also be used on teething children to sooth the pain of incoming teeth."


So...after applying liberally to my lady's a-hole I can help out the crying baby...nice.
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"This product can also be used on teething children to sooth the pain of incoming teeth."


So...after applying liberally to my lady's a-hole I can help out the crying baby...nice.

I thought you were going to include ATM in that last sentence. Thank you for not doing so. :tonka:
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So...after applying liberally to my lady's a-hole I can help out the crying baby...nice.

if you want to think about it that way sure, but uh yea...
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if you want to think about it that way sure, but uh yea...
Whats your favorite lube and toy? I need a good recommendation for what I can purchase hosejockeys girlfriend for her birthday.
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Whats your favorite lube and toy? I need a good recommendation for what I can purchase hosejockeys girlfriend for her birthday.
im not falling for that,

you can PM me if you are serious
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He's just doing some market research. Geez....


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He's just doing some market research. Geez....


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Thats not really market research but more just asking a sales person, trust me i am the marketing major here...

Ok fine, for a lube my best seller is Whipped (orange dreamsickle) or Sensations (hot apple pie or butter rum) because they both are edible massages lotions and lubricants. Both are safe and contain no sugar, but taste pretty good and sensations is actually warming. If they like water play I suggest Pure Pleasure because when it gets dry it reactivates it’s self when the lube gets wet again. This is safe as well for both partners and both are safe with all toys. As far as toys the best seller is Ice Ice Baby for beginners or Sweetheart vibe for couples toys Jelly C Ring (link above) or Triple Play (another couple toy). Mr. Dependable is a party favorite, and a conversation piece.

Each woman is different...but all of those, especilly couple toys should be a safe bet
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So if I wanted two mr. dependables, 1 jelly c-ring, and four bottles of booty eaze, would you be willing to throw in a free hot apple pie sensation editable lube bottle?
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