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Old March 4th, 2007, 11:49 PM   #1
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I move some furniture for my parents earlier today so they could clean the living room carpet. I go and pick up our Lazy-boy recliner and something extremly unexpected occurs. The chair for as long as i can remember has had a weird clangin sound, like as if a piece of silverware was stuck inside. Well got the chair above my head when i hear something hit the floor. I look down and i find my old 10" stainless steel throwin knife. I have no clue how the fawk it ended up in the chair

Anyone else lose something and find it in the last place that you would expect?
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Old March 4th, 2007, 11:52 PM   #2
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funny I found the remote in the fridge once. Sorry do not lead that exciting of a life
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Old March 4th, 2007, 11:53 PM   #3
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thats the first place i look when i lose things
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Old March 4th, 2007, 11:59 PM   #4
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Even your gerbil?
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Old March 4th, 2007, 11:59 PM   #5
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I always misplace shit in the fridge! I dont know why.. I think everyone does it..
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Old March 5th, 2007, 12:04 AM   #6
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We moved furniture recently also . I was pretty shocked when i moved Miffs chair and a short naked midget chick was under it . Miff has not stated why she was there
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Old March 5th, 2007, 12:10 AM   #7
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when I was a kid I lost ten bucks. growing up with no money, that was a BIG deal. do you have any idea how much candy that could buy? I hid the money in my drawer, and it eventually disappeared. I had suspicion who in my house would steal it, and nobody confessed. About two years later I was cleaning out the nightstand. and the ten must have gotten behind the drawer because it was smashed up in there, only exposed when the drawer was out. I felt like an idiot for harrassing my family. I can't remember what I did with the money, probably something wasteful like my original intention, lol.

But there is much joy in finding something that was lost, but is now found. Much rejoicing!
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Old March 5th, 2007, 12:33 AM   #8
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my stepmum found a FHM-like magazine in my sock drawer once. a special lingerie edition kind. i was just sittin there, then she was putting away laundry, and found it. i was like - "dad put that there... hide it from you." she didnt buy it...
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Yes, long time ago when I still lived at moms and owned my body shop the too mad having plenty of money a norm. Well It was custom for me to take of the month of AUG. My-b-day is the 2nd and go west mountain climbing.. Well I sold my Last racecar and did not have time to go to the bank. My low life brother would take what he wanted so I pocketed most of the cash for the trip and stuffed 3 k in a Petersen’s off road magazine (brother hates reading) well after a long month of climbing and stuff piled up at the shop I totally forgot about the money in the Magazine. Years Later I decided to move out and toss out the overwhelming piles of magazines Luckily I decided to go through each magazine page by page for good pictures to hang in the garage or helpful articles and tech ideas and found the cash I remembered hiding it there!

Edit I took that as a sign to not toss my Magazines out..hey now that im broke and a parent baying a morgage maybe i sould go through them again just to make sure!
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Old March 5th, 2007, 12:40 AM   #10
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Yes, long time ago when I still lived at moms and owned my body shop the too mad having plenty of money a norm. Well It was custom for me to take of the month of AUG. My-b-day is the 2nd and go west mountain climbing.. Well I sold my Last racecar and did not have time to go to the bank. My low life brother would take what he wanted so I pocketed most of the cash for the trip and stuffed 3 k in a Petersenís off road magazine (brother hates reading) well after a long month of climbing and stuff piled up at the shop I totally forgot about the money in the Magazine. Years Later I decided to move out and toss out the overwhelming piles of magazines Luckily I decided to go through each magazine page by page for good pictures to hang in the garage or helpful articles and tech ideas and found the cash I remembered hiding it there!

Edit I took that as a sign to not toss my Magazines out..hey now that im broke and a parent baying a morgage maybe i sould go through them again just to make sure!
um, i cant understand what you just wrote.
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Old March 5th, 2007, 12:43 AM   #11
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I stuffed 3 thousand dollars in a Petersens mag hiding it from my brother and found it a few years later when i was going to tosse the mags!

its sound right in my head when i said it. but now that i read it I see my brain does't work right:tonka:
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I move some furniture for my parents earlier today so they could clean the living room carpet. I go and pick up our Lazy-boy recliner and something extremly unexpected occurs. The chair for as long as i can remember has had a weird clangin sound, like as if a piece of silverware was stuck inside. Well got the chair above my head when i hear something hit the floor. I look down and i find my old 10" stainless steel throwin knife. I have no clue how the fawk it ended up in the chair

Anyone else lose something and find it in the last place that you would expect?

Dam dude, you must be He-Man!
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Old March 5th, 2007, 01:22 AM   #13
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Would have been a much better story if the knife would have fell out and stuck in the top of your head.
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Would have been a much better story if the knife would have fell out and stuck in the top of your head.
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Old March 5th, 2007, 07:07 AM   #15
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last week hacksaw asked me why I put a gallon of ice cream in the cupboard. :tonka:

I guess I really didn't lose it, as I didn't know I put it in there.
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hahahah that was sick
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I go and pick up our Lazy-boy recliner and something extremly unexpected occurs...:chiefwoohaw: :chiefwoohaw: Well got the chair above my head...
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That's what caught my attention in this story, too. :tonka:
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I was waiting for Skoot's Mom's sexual toy to fall out of the chair...
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His chair is in white lake, not washington.

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Go to your fridge and take out the dictionary.
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