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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:36 PM   #1
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So I'm down in Florida, enjoying the weather. What I'm really missing is a v-twin between my legs.

Sarasota is 45 minutes away from where I'm at. There's a Harley dealership there that does rentals for $99 a day. Guess who wants to go up there and rent one.....guess who isn't letting him.

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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:46 PM   #2
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So I'm down in Florida, enjoying the weather. What I'm really missing is a v-twin between my legs.

Sarasota is 45 minutes away from where I'm at. There's a Harley dealership there that does rentals for $99 a day. Guess who wants to go up there and rent one.....guess who isn't letting him.



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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:51 PM   #3
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Hahaha you ass!

I may be ok though, there is a Victory dealership even closer that offers the "Victory Challenge." You test ride one, and supposedly get a free t-shirt.
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:52 PM   #4
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I may be ok though, there is a Victory dealership even closer that offers the "Victory Challenge." You test ride one, and supposedly get a free t-shirt.


They are very nice bikes!
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:52 PM   #5
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I hear scooter is free.
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:53 PM   #6
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tell her your other gf would pay for two of them and you made a mistake bringing her!
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:56 PM   #7
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sorry my wife just told me that was bad advise
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:57 PM   #8
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You don't need a new girlfriend, you need a new set of balls.
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 10:58 PM   #9
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sorry my wife just told me that was bad advise
Did she also mention you on the NONE list just for thinking it

I need a new wife , Miff requires me to buy to many toys , Motorcycle was her idea , Jeep had to rebuilt to her specs . Damn that woman of mine cost me a lot of money .
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 11:00 PM   #10
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The reason is we are staying down here with her grandparents visiting. It would be rude for me to take off for an entire day on a bike.
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it could be much much much much much much much much worse!
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 11:02 PM   #12
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Doing the Victory test ride is now a possibility. I just need to ask her grandparents to drive my ass there. I really wish I had the money to rent a car.
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 11:03 PM   #13
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HAS SHE EVER BEEN ON THE BACK OF ONE?
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Old March 3rd, 2007, 11:15 PM   #14
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Yea ok, what ever you say..............pusscakes.:tonka:
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The reason is we are staying down here with her grandparents visiting. It would be rude for me to take off for an entire day on a bike.

Then take the old man with you. I'm sure he's always wanted to ride.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 12:23 AM   #17
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HAS SHE EVER BEEN ON THE BACK OF ONE?
Yes, my motorcycle. She enjoys it.
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Old March 4th, 2007, 12:55 AM   #20
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so you can't afford to rent a car but you can afford to drive 45 min away and rent a harley for a little while????

where yoiu at Miami and only lambos for rent?
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