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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:13 PM   #1
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:16 PM   #2
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that's an oldie, but man i laugh every time I read it.
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:23 PM   #3
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yep, makes me laugh every time,
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:28 PM   #4
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my lord i would hve quite an investment by now as well maybe i will do this....thanks for sharing!
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:28 PM   #5
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first time i have even seen that. thats funny
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:28 PM   #6
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That would never happen!!!







If that was real life she wouldnt have shot him because she would have spent it all!!!
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:40 PM   #7
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:51 PM   #8
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Old January 20th, 2006, 03:52 PM   #9
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my lord i would hve quite an investment by now as well maybe i will do this....thanks for sharing!
I got 5 on it.
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Old January 20th, 2006, 04:07 PM   #10
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If you do the math at an interest rate of 3%. That means that they had sex 0.9 times a day, basically once a day for 30 years. With a woman like that she could have kept the money...

...but he still died happy.

I want one just like her! In my one try at marriage, I was lucky if I averaged 0.9 times per week for six years.
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Old January 20th, 2006, 04:43 PM   #11
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If you do the math at an interest rate of 3%. That means that they had sex 0.9 times a day, basically once a day for 30 years. With a woman like that she could have kept the money...

...but he still died happy.

I want one just like her! In my one try at marriage, I was lucky if I averaged 0.9 times per week for six years.
lol.........you beat me to it. At least I get it 1.8 times per week.........:cry:
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Old January 20th, 2006, 04:58 PM   #12
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:tonka: You guys just gave me an idea... I am starting late so I will have to work doubletime.
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Old January 20th, 2006, 05:01 PM   #13
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If you do the math at an interest rate of 3%. That means that they had sex 0.9 times a day, basically once a day for 30 years. With a woman like that she could have kept the money...

...but he still died happy.

I want one just like her! In my one try at marriage, I was lucky if I averaged 0.9 times per week for six years.

The fact you took the time to figure that out makes me think your not getting it enough :gman:
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Old January 20th, 2006, 05:56 PM   #14
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The fact you took the time to figure that out makes me think your not getting it enough :gman:

see, the fact that he thinks 3% is a good rate of return is what concerned me. Glad I'm doing better with my "investments"
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Old January 20th, 2006, 11:46 PM   #15
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The fact you took the time to figure that out makes me think your not getting it enough :gman:

The fact that I spend as much time on this forum that I do is a testament to that!!!!!!
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